Ok, its an ass of a thing for me to do, but the last page was utter chaos and I couldn't follow it at all (and I know all the answers and such). It just started getting moving, so I'll restart now as opposed to thinking it out and doing it later. Lets do it right this time. Please follow the directions.
OK, here is how it works:
Only one parent thread for a pictured contestant!
Each parent thread should be Score:1. Log in to post, but don't use your bonus
Try to put the threads in NUMERIC order!! If you want to comment on hotty #X, the start at 1 and work your way to it. Patience is a virtue I'm teaching my 2 year old. You should have some by now;-)
If two threads exist for one (two people posting at the same time), then one of you post a child saying "Don't use this thread, use the other." And only use one...
You should be able to use the 'Oldest Post First' on threaded and nested and be able to see the contest (mostly) in order.
Put a link to the contestant in the parent thread (IE: For Contestant #1, the link should point to http://www.marotti.com/slashdot3/1.html)
Make your lists, and general comments as AC or under an AC comment so it doesn't garble up the rest of the contest.
A joke from time to time is alright, but don't be an ass and insult people. Lots of people had to be convinced to play and because we are all nerds, there is some insecurity. Don't be an ass.
Have fun with it!!
And lastly, if you are the AC who has been rudely pushing me, you can go straight to hell. I'm volunteering to do this on my own time away from my family. You can do it next time, assmonger.
Since the slashdot frontpage is useless today (they will do the April Fools thing ALL DAY even though its pointless after 10am), this will be a nice way to help you avoid working today;-)
Update: Browse at "Oldest First" and either nested or threaded and its in pretty good order. If you run out of posting privledges for the day, simply create another account. (IIRC) Contestant 19 has an account called "Number 19" so he can drop hints and such. Something to consider.
Update 2: There is now all 109 pic sets up. Number 109 showed up in my email this evening, and the game is completely ready. So if anyone was kind enough to mirror, please update your mirrors.
Also, if you are strapped for cash, check out grub's journal. He's giving away a $20 amazon gift card for the first person to guess who he is correctly!
Dude, that's totally creepy. That shot...the fridge is different, but it's the EXACT layout of my old house in California. Wow. Freaky. And I mean FREAKY when I say freaky, not "weird".
Appearances can be deceiving. In fact, the idea that there is an integer between 2 and 4 has been proven false by the geometric interpretation of the matter.
It's Some Guy! No, not Some Guy. It's some guy [marotti.com]. He has a generic buzz cutt, a generically smooth face, and is generically slim. He also has the mind powers to persuade someone who looks like a human female to sit next to him.
I know who #3 is. Really. But I'm not saying. You folks will just have to stew until I'm good and ready to tell you. (or someone beats me to the punch)
X is doing a jig in a vest [marotti.com] for tanned values of X. X is male, enjoys long walks along a swimming pool, and has an appreciation of the finer pleasure of eating chips in the sun.
Looks a bit like a cross between Jeremiah Cornelius and Morosoph.
Would you like to buy a house [marotti.com]? Please? Pleeeeeease? I am dying here. My goldfish have nothing to eat. My smile canna get much bigga. I am begging you. What about this suit? It's a good suite. You want to buy my suit. I have college loans. Money. I need mon
*sigh* Now, thanks to FortKnox' anti-social JE habits, I have to repost the fact that #19 is severely in need of an exorcism, and that he's hosting the soul of a deranged Pontiff, yadda yadda yadda. You know the drill.
But yes, you do look like an agent, I must admit. More along the lines of, "I've a gun, but the flower is merely to make me look like a nice guy. Of sorts."
HoT MoNKeY #2 (Score:2)
Hmm.
I say btlzu2.
Re:HoT MoNKeY #2 (Score:2)
HoT MoNKeY #4 (Score:2)
Was the consensus Liora or Bethanie? I have not the foggiest. I'll say SuiteSisterMary, because it's wrong.
Re:HoT MoNKeY #4 (Score:2)
Re:HoT MoNKeY #4 (Score:2)
But I am ashamed...
Oh. Sweet. Rose. Of. Plenipotentiary. Doom...
Contestant 0x04 (Score:2)
Integers (Score:2)
A paddy? (Score:2)
HoT MoNKeY #3 (Score:2)
Jeans are involved. So are w
Re:HoT MoNKeY #3 (Score:2)
Dark, oily substance (Score:2)
Re:Dark, oily substance (Score:2)
Re:Dark, oily substance (Score:2)
contestant #5 (Score:2)
Looks a bit like a cross between Jeremiah Cornelius and Morosoph.
Re:contestant #5 (Score:2)
Re:contestant #5 (Score:2)
Contestant #6 (Score:2)
Angry or Constipated? [marotti.com] You decide...
Contestant #7 (Score:2)
Contestant #8 (Score:2)
Contestant #9 (Score:2)
Re:Contestant #9 (Score:2)
Cheers,
Ethelred
Contestant #10 (Score:2)
Contestant #12 (Score:2)
Contestant #11 (Score:2)
Contestant #13 (Score:2)
Re:Contestant #13 (Score:2)
Re:Contestant #13 (Score:2)
YES.
Contestant #16 (Score:2)
Contestant #18 (Score:2)
Re:Contestant #18 (Score:2)
Cheers,
Ethelred
Contestant #17 (Score:2)
Contestant #15 (Score:2)
contestant #23 (Score:2)
STOP POSTING AT +1!!!!!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Contestant #25 (Score:2)
Stop POSTING at +1!!!!! (Score:2)
Re:Stop POSTING at +1!!!!! (Score:2)
jason
Re:contestant #2 (Score:2)
Or perhaps this is his evil twin.
Re:Contestant #16 (Score:2)
(And yes, he did fix that match ;)
You need to reload before you hit submit. (Score:2)
Confession (Score:2)
Bow before my hotness.
Cheers,
Ethel...red
Re:Contestant #19 (Score:2)
#19, now is your cue.
Cheers,
Ethe
Re:Contestant #19 (Score:2)
I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!!!
don't use caps... its like yelling.don't use caps... its like yelling.don't use caps... its like yelling.don't use caps... its like yelling.
Re:Contestant #19 (Score:2)
Re:Contestant #19 (Score:2)
I'll take a bowl full of #19 any day. Cheers, darlin'!
Re:Contestant #20 (Score:2)
But it's a grand ducky you have there. Luxury.
Cheers,
Ethelred
Re:Contestant #33 (Score:2)
Or works at a funeral home.
Re:Contestant #33 (Score:2)
But yes, you do look like an agent, I must admit. More along the lines of, "I've a gun, but the flower is merely to make me look like a nice guy. Of sorts."
Re:Contestant #33 (Score:2)
I'd rather not find out. Maybe it makes them feel human. Or something.
My precious (Score:2)