But AC don't think. Why'd you feed it and propagate its vacuous, meaningless Subject? And also support its diversion away from the substance of the story?
Back to the actual story. Lots of potential for Funny there. Much less potential here in today's Slashdot. Yes, there are still a few sources of Funny surviving, but some of them seem more tired than funny... Or maybe I'm projecting? (If would be interesting if Slashdot had a feature for tracking moderation over time. I think there are cases of diminishing recognition of Funny over time...)
I know some people with strong nuclear allergies. "Nuclear bad!" No details required, but I think the devil (or the angel) is in the details and it's too late to fix the bad decisions now. LOTS of designs for nuclear power were possible, but they picked and focused on some of the worst ones, largely for "military intelligence" (oxymoronic) reasons and it's way too late for a new first impression of nuclear electricity. Therefore, "No sale" will be the outcome. "That nuclear electricity tastes BAD!"
(I'd go on to the topic of renewable energy, which could bring China into it--but I don't want to feed AC...)