example
1. When should you launch a missile?
a. Whenever you feel like it.
b. Now.
c. Never.
d. When your commanding officer tells you to launch.
e. None of the above.

2. Who can authorize a strategic launch?
a. Anyone.
b. The mailman.
c. County sheriff's deputies.
d. The POTUS
e. The tooth fairy.

How can part of a missile cheat at anything? And what does "half a wing" mean? Aren't the fins on the missiles one-piece?

actually, a microwave oven will heat up a cup of water in one second. Just not very much.

"You can generate maps of neighborhood rat inspectation [sic] data."

It's confusing that the high rat density areas are shown in green, since many of the areas happen to be parks and parks are normally green on maps. Plus, green usually means 'go' and is a pleasant color that makes me think "this is good".

It also struck me funny that the department is actually called "The New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene"

Reminds me I need to pick up some mental floss at the drugstore.

It's interesting you say that. I remember reading that creativity is greater when you are somewhat tired since thinking too clearly impedes creativity...you tend to wander off and free-associate when you're not as sharp, and that's the essence of creativity. I think it was suggested that evening is the creative time, but I could be remembering that wrong. It is after midnight here, after all.

I think it's related to GIMPS. No, not the open source image editing software; the Great Internet Mersenne Prime Search, i.e no limit.

I was gonna say, is Fukushima Springs some new resort or day spa? Hope they fix the water leak so people can use the bathroom while they're waiting for their bird poop facial.

Yeah, I think you're missing the "America" part? Are you sure you live in the US?

What about someone armed with fresh fruit?

I assume from your name that you are Japanese. Can you comment on the deference / respect for the elder in Japanese culture compared with Korea (ISTM right up there) and why we haven't heard about Japanese airline accidents resulting from the same?

In other words, don't attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity! ;-) (I didn't really think it was stupid, just not all that interesting.)

"24/7 3-4 days a week"

Wouldn't that be "24/3 - 24/4"? ;-)

+1 for DuckDuckGo.
Silly poll.

Petawatt CW...that would be fairly big now. Make California brown out for a day or two.

It could be the ultimate focus of all Slashdot hatred, provided some software patents are in the mix.