It's not "trivia", that's not allowed. It's "In Popular Culture". Much more encyclopedic.

Jesus, shut the fuck up. It's assholes like you that drive people away from Wikipedia.

So basically we're talking about weed here, right? Those dominoes are falling.

My main objection to the process I went through to get my TS was the fucking "lie detector" test. Junk science is going to tell them if I'm "solid" or not? Please.

Clearly, Wal-mart is not where Hipsters buy their Apple lifestyle accessories. For example, where did you buy yours?

"You must be new here."

Would you like some "Hot Grits" scraped off of Natalie Portman's ass with your helping of crow?

In Soviet Russia, YOU fuck Timothy up the ass.

I welcome our new robotic headphones...

And of course the solid standard Goatse...

- Thank you, I'mm be here until I die, please tip your waitress.

Yes well, of course the Hipsters wouldn't be caught dead paying tunes through anything but Apple...

Read the reviews... Beats might be the Hipster headphone du jour, but on the quality vs price curve, it doesn't work out. Sure, if you want to look "hip" and "happin'n" and "young, dumb, and full of cum", buy Beats. Or you could buy a decent pair of headphones.

The real question is how low will Timothy go to place Product Placement AstroTurf on the Slashdot front page... And how many of his Flying Chimps will he call in to mod me down?

With search engines, you simply start out with a simple "global" question, and narrow it down. If you can't ask the "big question" and narrow it down based on search results, that you really don't know what you're asking in the first place.

This trend is not just with the "Ask Slashdot". Dice decided that they wanted to expand the Slashdot Audience to the variety store magazine rack PCmeg crowd - Slashdot Beta is a part of that project. It's all about maximizing page-views before flushing the whole thing down the toilet.

I've been fucking your mother, and we've been talking about throwing you out of the basement so we can make it into a sex dungeon. What do you think?

I've been fucking your mother, and we've been talking about throwing you out of the basement so we can make it into a sex dungeon.

Try it and find out?

On a different note, I notice that absolutely no national news (besides Wired) is covering this, so what's the point?

By the way, yes, I very possibly had enough time to do these things, as I joined the Air Force in 19-fucking-85.

Have a nice day.