In his Glitter and Doom tour, Tom Waits pioneered an effective anti scalpers scheme.
Tickets for Waits' summer shows were limited to two per person but, in an effort to beat ticket touts, a valid I.D. (passport or driving licence) matching the name on the ticket was required to gain entry. Any concert-goer who did not have a valid I.D. or was found to be in possession of a ticket that had been resold – electronic scanners were employed – was not allowed in and did not get a refund.
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glitter_and_Doom_Tour#Tickets
SQL parser/generator in the database driver
You don't need a full SQL parser: you just need to keep track of quoted strings, and you can do that with a four-state DFA.
They didn't rob the bank.
They didn't print fake dollar bill.
Every single dollar that they paid good money for purchasing the tickets are REAL money.
What's illegal about what they have done??
While we all like to laugh at stupid user tricks, the real problem is a lack of communication.
no. the real problem is that the user is stupid or ignorant or both.
communication is the workaround solution, not the problem....the support person has to continually rephrase the same question in several different ways so that the user understands the question and answers honestly (while interpretation and understanding are often part of the problem, in many cases users understand exactly what you are asking and will flat out LIE - "no, i didn't do X", "yes, of course i did Y", "no, there's nothing on the screen", "no, i haven't installed or changed anything").
ditto for explanations and instructions. keep rephrasing until the user understands and is able to follow the instructions.
One thing I have learned is don't think the other person understood what you said - their frame of reference may be different and you need to consider that when communicating.
yes. i agree with your conclusion if not with your premise (and remember: quite often their frame of reference is that of a stupid or ignorant person)
a good tech support person will try to teach the user - even if you know it's futile, even if you know they'll forget it 5 seconds after the problem is solved because you've already taught the same person the exact same thing many times before.
Watch out for the tall poppy syndrome.
If you put me in a secluded environment for six months with no video games, I'm pretty #&%$ing likely to become violent.
No, he's *buying* an apartment. "Apartment" is used for ownership, apparently more often on the East Coast. (Most of us use condo for that, like you did.)
I keep reading about those daily reboots, but I have owned 6 different windows mobile phones since 2002 and I never had such problems.
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh