thank you, thank you, thank you! you've solved the greatest mystery of all time:
Step 1: Steal Underpants.
Step 2: "bip-bam-boom!"
Step 3: Profit
if only we had all realised it was as easy as bip-bam-boom!, we'd all be underpants tycoons or illegal immigrant millionaires.
and your method is so versatile, it can easily be adapted to countless other situations - for example, i could rob a bank, then claim that i was forced to do it by aliens and their evil mind control and bip-bam-boom! i'd end up with my stolen money and a complete acquittal.
thank you for your life-saving business plan advice.