Only in America would someone claim, with a perfectly straight face that attending a 4-6 year university is "elite". Are you really that brainwashed?
No, your reading comprehension is that POOR. He said "elite schools", not "all colleges are elite".
all the Jesus people in the US
You really have no idea what "all the Jesus people" want. For example, the College of the Ozarks is a Christian-run university that doesn't charge tuition.
I can even call the fire department to come a remove some bees in my garden.
What's stupider: removing BEES from a garden, or having people who have been trained to fight fires remove them? We have "beekeepers" here. We also have pest control people trained to remove dangerous insects.
XP has no concept of user priveldges outside of programs so all services run as admin for everything
This is not true. Services can be run under user accounts.
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