Being able to identify any natural food sources on your route (at least the fruit/root kind) is a big help.

You do realize that they had writing in 1st century Palestine, right? The gospels are in thousands of MS and established to date to the mid-first century. It's not telephone-- which isn't scientific in any case.

I'm not sure why you decided to be the poo-flinging primate in this discussion, but acting as if there are no facts behind the Bible is utter nonsense and anti-intellectual. I'm not asking you to believe that Elijah was carried up in a flaming chariot, but to realize that most of the people, places, and events recorded have been corroborated by archaeology and contemporary sources. Meanwhile, when you make sweeping statements like "isn't a single tale of religion that is substantiated by facts", it sets a pretty low bar for people to dismiss you.

Wow, your Girl Scout troop really knew how to party!

I guess FDR just got the fascism/socialism balance wrong. Maybe he should have dissolved his legislative branch, too, instead of trying to eliminate the judicial.

Pieces be upon him.

Please. Atheists are so sensitive. Those were only banned in Catholic schools, which no one is forced to send their kids to. Public schools banned the Chronicles of Narnia, which is conspicuously absent from this list.

Have you looked at a map to see what area they control now? They control two Iraqi cities.

Blocky, pixellated sex, I imagine.

Kind of like the GIFs we downloaded from BBSes in the 1990s.

My safe word is "ZMODEM".

Why, I haven't had five bees in my pocket since nineteen-diggety-two, when the Kaiser stole the twenty. You could get 40 rods to the hogshead back then.

So it's a done deal, then? It's no wonder the UK is in the state it's in, with your epidemic of naivete.

It's more because the grape is full of slippery fluid when is squishes. Not too many people are skinny enough to actually roll on a grape. Maybe Kelly Ripa.

Then again the United States basically ignored Palestine when it pulled israel from its magical sky god book and transported displaced Jews into it after WWII.

Not only is this incorrect, but you topped it off with a bigoted assault on religion. "Palestine" was administered by the UK, not the USA, and American Jews voluntarily moved to it mostly after the 1948 independence. At the time of independence, it had nearly indefensible borders after suffering additional partitions beyond what the UK had promised. See "Transjordan" had already been partitioned for settlement by Palestinian Arabs. The West Bank, Gaza strip, and some other small areas were snipped off after WWII. Israel mostly lived with what they were given until they were attacked, repeatedly, by the Arabs who hated them. Regardless, even if you don't think Israel should have occupied any territory gained in 1948 or 1967, you can't blame it on the USA.

Beards... seriously? If that were such an issue, The Duck Dynasty guys would have warrants out on them.

No tires? No suspension? No wheel bearings? No steering box?