Vokda?

...or, to a lesser extent, Z'Nuff.

The "Oh, Yes!" particle was faked :(

I thought I knew you people...

This article is hours old, and there's no link to the .onion address of the revenge site.

Do you have to connect that video card to anything, like, say, a computer?

I'm not gay, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks.

No such button on my view of the page, which includes "Results from my location are not yet available, check back later."

It's not intended to help you switch.

It appears intended to send you running to your ISP to complain... ....so you can watch more YouTube, so they can deliver more ads and gather more data on you.

To tack on... ...I explain this to my wife constantly. The reason most accidents happen close to your home is exactly as you said -- most driving occurs close to your home. I use it as a reason to have her buckle up even for short trips, but it's also a lesson in our house about manipulating statistics.

Coming up next, the percentage of American's that live "near" water.

Not to mention driving to unfamiliar locations.

We "normal" drivers go strange places all the time, but the majority of our miles driven are on repeatable predictable paths to and from work and school and picking up the kids at Karate. Insurance calculates all of this.

My previous system relied on a specially designed bicycle seat; but if you can do it with a capacitive screen phone, that's probably a patent-able improvement.

I'm pretty sure your parents need murdered at the opera to get a DC headstone.

Don't be silly. We all know it uses unicorn semen.

...but what if my spare charger thing doesn't power up?

Spirit Air.

For when you absolutely have to fly the worst airline for cheap.

https://www.spirit.com/StaticF...