It usually backfires because the whole in which you stuck the detonator cap is the same the water will burst out of.

We Romanians must try harder, it looks like there's some Netherlanders who can't remember us :)

Who cares when were they built? If they're all built last year based on a design from the 50s, it's still the same crap, just shinier.

They can only tell you who WON the Superbowl, because everything will happen in the past anyway.

*raising hands slowly* Is there a problem, Coding Officer?

He's talking about the kind of microbes who, when viewed through a microscope, form "TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER" text with their bodies.

mimimi.
Now seriously, I see an Apple-related article on a daily basis. I own no Apple devices, nor would I ever. Still, I ain't complaining, just move on to the next article.
Might help you if you do the same in relation to Microsoft-related articles.

Slowly, they're closing in the gap from Linux naming conventions :)

Does it work when you think of shit as pudding?

I realized that usually count of bugs is proportional to lines of code multiplied by how many people work on the project, and bug fixing speed is inversely proportional to the same variable multiplication.

Oh no, not the VHS versus Betamax all over again!
Pascal needed a paid license, C++ did not. It's as simple as that.

I'm a C beginner and I don't think curly brackets (not braces) are anything BUT readable.
Pascal is easy for me, parsing HTML and XML are no problem, parentheses are fine, but when I try making heads and tails of curly brackets I fall flat on my face.

It's under warranty and doesn't bother me as much. Not to mention I absolutely suck at small hardware tinkering.
My absolute favorite would be a scroll wheel barely poking above a middle button into which it would be embedded, allowing for button-type middle click as well as scrolling just by moving a finger up by a fraction of an inch.

Not trying to flamebait, but this looks more like a "me, oldtimer, can't adapt" thing.
Indeed, some mice have a harder to press mid-button/scroll wheel, but there are some which are easier to press. I have a G700S and the middle click requires greater finger pressure than I'd like, however I bought it because it features both step-by step scrolling and continuous, which is the feature I was looking for. At any rate, I remapped middle click to a side button too and retrained my muscle memory.

Next step: Endless Legend. Go try it, you'll likely be impressed.