I couldn't even adapt to swyping.

I guess a wooosh is in order.

That's exactly what I as doing. Setting taskbar to auto-hide, web wallpaper setting, all icons on desktop were there (in the screenshot set as wallpaper) and people were fruitlessly trying to click on them.
I mostly got "you can do that? HOW?" and explained away, "victims" left the scene more knowledgeable.

Your calculations are off by a factor of 8. You'd get whole 16 seconds, not 2, you ungrateful customer you!

I would challenge this "no permission to use" assumption.
If I were the student, I would have defended myself by saying "my home machine password is the same, i just tried it and it worked, what a coincidence!"

Why do you think most people don't do it?
There are countless cases when a victim could have been saved if anyone would have interfered, nobody did.

The amount of times I played similar pranks on lesser knowledgeable students while in college should have put me behind bars for 3 life sentences.
Yet, I have grown to be a responsible family man.
Maybe if i would have been put in jail for such things i would have been a hardened criminal by now.

Old one.
The answer is yes.
You would say "so you used to beat her!" to which the answer is "no".
One can stop before performing the action.

This means that a new GPU has no proper reviewers for an entire year, at which point it's already obsolete.

The second xkcd is actually how you should judge review stars in reality. Anything below 4 stars is crap with inflated # of stars due to fake reviews.

It would look more like an arsehole...

...while all this time he was in Romania.

That would piss Dors off.
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So close to 8 minutes on a top machine. Not two.

This guy did: https://rolandh31.wordpress.co...