Comment Re:You know what would be awesome? (Score 1) 20
I'll tell you what my nose looks like as soon as your mother is done sitting on my face.
Comment Re:You know what would be awesome? (Score 1) 20
And yet you twerps deify mcgrew who admits to having trysts with hookers and drug addicts in Chicagoland...
Besides, not every girl up here is a "Midwestern Heifer".
Besides, not every girl up here is a "Midwestern Heifer".
Comment Re:You know what would be awesome? (Score 1) 20
Yeah, I'm not a fan of the cold -- which is part of why I'm starting to seriously consider relocating -- because this Wisconsin weather, in general, sucks. Wyoming would at least be a little warmer on average.
It would mean I would be dumping both girlfriends as neither one wants to relocate, but I'm ready to do that anyway.
Threesomes are neat and all, but everything has a price. Synchronization is that price.
It would mean I would be dumping both girlfriends as neither one wants to relocate, but I'm ready to do that anyway.
Threesomes are neat and all, but everything has a price. Synchronization is that price.
Comment Horrid rule... (Score 1) 17
Cheap shots are so... lazy. Now put the donut down and run around the block a few times, you fatty.
Comment You know what would be awesome? (Score 1) 20
Instead of a "Let's Talk" day, a "Let's All Shut The Hell Up And Leave Each Other Alone" day.
Or maybe I'm just in a bad mood... I keep thinking about relocating to Wyoming, because there's less than 600K in the entire state. There's roughly 300K here in Madison alone... Carbon County only has 15K people IN THE ENTIRE COUNTY.
Seems like a little slice of Heaven to me.
Or maybe I'm just in a bad mood... I keep thinking about relocating to Wyoming, because there's less than 600K in the entire state. There's roughly 300K here in Madison alone... Carbon County only has 15K people IN THE ENTIRE COUNTY.
Seems like a little slice of Heaven to me.
Comment Re:back to something you are familiar with (Score 1) 4
It takes me both hands.
Comment DVD (Score 0) 251
Media is cheap, more scratch resistant than Blu-Ray, and put it in your gun safe.
Journal Journal: Rainbow 4
So I'm taking a B Vitamin supplement.
Everyone should try it.
It makes your urine neon yellow, almost fluorescent. Not quite as bad as those uniforms the Baylor Bears basketball team was wearing a few years ago, but pretty close.
Everyone should try it.
It makes your urine neon yellow, almost fluorescent. Not quite as bad as those uniforms the Baylor Bears basketball team was wearing a few years ago, but pretty close.
Comment Re:Cryptic and useless (Score 1) 11
What? I couldn't hear you. Turn down your "My Chemical Romance" CD.
Comment Re:Cryptic and useless (Score 1) 11
Why did you assume I didn't know what you were talking about?
Why did you not know I was just taking the opportunity to have a conversation with you?
Why did you not realize that for the broader audience, who I was channeling, you came across as an Emo Teenager?
Why do I keep asking questions when I know you're too stupid to competently answer them? Oh, wait...
Why did you not know I was just taking the opportunity to have a conversation with you?
Why did you not realize that for the broader audience, who I was channeling, you came across as an Emo Teenager?
Why do I keep asking questions when I know you're too stupid to competently answer them? Oh, wait...
Comment Cryptic and useless (Score 2) 11
Congratulations -- you're officially as uninteresting as a teenage emo on facebook.
Comment Re:Then there was War Plan Red (Score 1) 313
If they didn't already have a plan to invade every other country on the planet, they should get started.
Having a plan does not mean that you have to execute it, you're just being prepared for "What If" scenarios.
Having a plan does not mean that you have to execute it, you're just being prepared for "What If" scenarios.
Comment Re:That really wasn't much of an olive branch (Score 1) 42
Listen, moron, not only did I try it with [ampersand]nbsp;, but I also tried several unicode variations on the same thing.
Unlike the slashdot developers, I know what I'm doing.
Unlike the slashdot developers, I know what I'm doing.
Comment Re:huh? (Score 1) 9
You're kidding, right?
Let's say, for the purposes of this joke, that you're right.
It'd be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Or in your case, a triple-A battery.
No thanks. No tread left on those tires...
Let's say, for the purposes of this joke, that you're right.
It'd be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Or in your case, a triple-A battery.
No thanks. No tread left on those tires...
Comment GREATEST JOURNAL ENTRY IN THE HISTORY (Score 1) 2
OF THE UNIVERSE!
Well done, sir.
Well done.
I salute you.
Well done, sir.
Well done.
I salute you.
