Nope, why would I be mad that you quoted your own dumbass post?

Importing modules? Multiple lines? Can't be run from a standard command prompt? Ugh.

FOR /F "usebackq tokens=1 skip=3" %A IN (`net view /domain:domain`) DO IF [%A] NEQ [The] shutdown /r /t 0 /d p:2:18 /m %A

U mad, i kan reed?

It's i kan reed.
Just skip over it.

Any worthwhile testing would take weeks to perform.
Enjoy being exposed to known and active vulnerabilities while you're busy testing each patch individually against a dozen or more hardware configs across dozens of applications across hundreds of workloads and 99.99% of the time you'll find no problems that justify holding the patch back. And you'll STILL have Jerry from Accounting call you up after you deploy it because it broke the medieval torture device he calls an "ergonomic" keyboard.
You (or some peon) will then be dispatched to his desk to investigate Brenda's ticket of "Jerry's computer frozen please advise.", and you'll be forced to awkwardly use that shitty keyboard while you troubleshoot (you didn't bring your own because you forgot he fucking had the damned thing).

Here's the testing you need to do in the real world:
Install all the patches on your machine.
Reboot.
Launch IE, FF, Chrome, Outlook, Word, and Excel.
Launch any applications mentioned in the bulletin.
If nothing crashed, deploy the patch to everyone.
If something crashed, search "Patch Tuesday Breaks " and look for recent shit.

Mammalian offspring drink breast milk.
Without breast milk mammalian offspring can't survive.
Without surviving offspring, sexual reproduction is unsuccessful.

We have artificial substitutes for breast milk, penises, vaginas, etc, but that doesn't change how we instinctively view these things.

You heard it here first, folks. Lemonade tastes terrible! Coke tastes terrible! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!

You might want to read it once.

But I have posters here telling me it'll totally work and that they know that guns are like, super loud so it should work!

Why would do that? I never claimed 27 people would be infected.
Quote my original post and the post I was responding to, then try again.

4 of those things were developed from shit they purchased.
All you have to do is Google it.

They moved to Windows 8/8.1, and 10.
The desktop interface works. The "Modern" (formerly "Metro") interface works for small screens and small minds.

Windows handles both rather well. If Windows 10 phones grant me a full desktop (I buy phones with 5-6" screens) with full admin privileges (by default or by hacking), I'm ditching Android.

Please name 3 things of software Google has developed.
(Hint: The original Google search is the only thing they actually developed in-house - everything else was an acquisition.)

This greasemonkey user script will hide all of Bennett's articles from the front page and the "older" pages.
http://pastebin.com/RWCxT0jJ
Make sure you're not on the beta site.

Bennett Haselton is a frequent contributor.
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