You've met my wife?

Friend, this is Slashdot, posting has never required the reading of an article.
But I see your point QuietLagoon is feeding the troll by responding.
wait, so am I

Oh
No
You
DIDN"T

What do you imagine the pricing is like on a 480TB SSD?

43TB of writes on a 0.48TB drive isn't great but it's better than on a 480TB.

I thought for sure that I had missed the [Satire] tag

You see, I know how to Google. I even remember "The Great Video Game Crash Of 1983"
I also know that just name dropping Sid Meier does not make your argument any stronger.
A snarky link to a Wikipedia article with warnings to its factual accuracy and reliability doesn't help.

I believe the phrase I'm looking for is:
[Citation Needed]

And this is some how a good thing?

No "law" is going to prevent the TSA from deploying this against everyone who flies
or takes a train
or a bus
or drives
or uses public buildings
or looks suspicious
you know, Terrorists

Your magic door way to the employment office (with death ray?) will also be good for keeping out anyone with any cash or Tylenol. Are you really prepared to bet you job that you haven't touched either? I'm not suggesting that you use drugs but your money does. American money is so soaked with cocaine you can almost chew it like coca leaves. If the trucking industry is so filled with Drug Addicts maybe the problem is deeper than "scaring away applicants"
Now, if we can come up with a skin test for prostitute killing psyco I think we might have some thing.

I think that they may find that Judges do not care for being "mislead"
this would also be a fine time for them to dust off their judicial contempt sticks.

either way I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

I'll bite.
let's call it $10.000.00.00
Hungry? eat the rich.
if money = speech then theft = poetry

Is it too early to make nominations for the Nobel prize?

This is like the season premier for Sick Sad World

no, no one has ever had anything to say about emacs vs. vim.

I am all for exploring solutions and like the linux community as a whole but let us not pretend that flame wars in FSF lands haven't started over less.