Yep, we're talking nine chevrons here.

Don't worry! Service providers usually aim for the lowest common denominator to maximize their market, so a divide means you won't have haves and have-nots. Just have-nots.

Interactive live tiles could shine here, turning the click-fest we have now into a modern (no pun intended) take on the original Macintosh control panel.
By replacing dumb menus with interactive gadgets you could shave a click or two off most setting changes, so the user doesn't get lost in nested screen after nested screen.

Unfortunately, Microsoft's "modern" design guide seems to be a manifesto on how to make the user as lost as possible, so I'm not getting my hopes up.

Sorry, I don't understand. Did you mean you'll snooze it ?

I think I found the offending code:

static unsigned int counter[640] // ought to be enough

...

void countcall() {
    int i;
    for (i = 0; counter[i] = 65535; i++) {} // skip the ones we filled up
    counter[i]++;
}

The zombie drones attack.

I'd rather see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A...

Now when I watch a thing, I'll get ads telling me to watch the thing I watched.

The correct word is "bungle". A bungle of idiots.

Coincidentally, the same collective noun is used for managers. Microsoft seems to have both in great abundance, as well as a muddle of analysts and a quandary of advisors.

Unlikely...or it may provide insight into Fortinet's hiring practices.

Communism went bankrupt a long time ago. All that's left is the brand name.

Tell you what... let's wait till the self-driving model comes out, and then you can complain about not playing the latest games on the instrument cluster.

Frankly...beyond Superman and Batman, DC doesn't have much—at least that anyone has heard of and/or cares about. Wonder Woman, Flash, and Green Lantern do at least have some following, but they haven't aged well and I'm not sure they can translate to film nearly as well as, say, Iron Man.

IMHO, they'd be better off finding some more offbeat superheroes from their back catalog (a la Guardians of the Galaxy) or biting the bullet and inventing some new ones.

Still, Marvel has done an amazing job of refurbishing characters like Captain America and Thor, so maybe DC can do the same.

Sheesh, can't you even read the summary? This isn't just a software release working as designed. This is a Microsoft software release working as designed!

Those are indeed problems.