Being an engineer isn't just about knowledge. It's also about competency (apprenticeship) and licensure (testing & certification by the state.) No one is going to let you build the Golden Gate bridge just because you read a book.

"Computer, make a badass game for me to play."

Because it's actually Rich Site Summary, or alternatively "Really Simple Syndication"

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Even though I preferred the openness of Android, I always secretly admired Microsoft's mobile UI. The tiles concept seemed very well-done.

You're doing this wrong. You're supposed to imply that I'm the actual noob here, and then demand that I egress from your meticulously manicured landscape.

You use a window manager? That's cute.

No, it's a joke that isn't meant for stupid people.

You see, language is ambiguous; you're expected to be smart enough to realize when someone is exploiting that ambiguity with humorous intent, to evoke mirth in their audience.
If language wasn't ambiguous, whole swaths of comedy would be eliminated and we'd be stuck with nothing but pedants trying to explain to us how we misinterpreted a headline.

Curious, what specific functions of Pebble Time required servers?

I know, right?

Get off my lawn.

Can we start with the latter?

I think you're right; they did the gag multiple times, with variations. But it was fun to pretend to be just as incensed at your description of WEC/RR, as you were about the apostrophe.

I'm sorry, but you are very much mistaken. It was Wile E. Coyote who drew the tunnel; Roadrunner ran through it. W.E.C. then tried to pursue, and smacked into the wall.
And then got run over by a truck coming through his tunnel.