Comment Re:Toy guns and fabric softener? (Score 1) 279
You are beginning to see things correctly Comrade Citizen. Have you considered applying for a career position here at the Ministry of Truth?
From the film version of Dr. Zhivago where Strelnikov is interrogating Zhivago on his armored train:
Strelnikov: You put your knife with a fork and a spoon and it looks quite innocuous. Perhaps you travel with a wife and child for the same reason.