That one causes skin cancer.
Also radiation burns if you lay out in its rays long enough.
>Nevertheless effective treatments need to be found for these symptoms.
>We need to change how we keep track of time, in a way that isn't linear.
The problem with this is that time is linear. That's why time machines don't work. Yes, there are spooky quantum effects, and maybe when the servers and desktops are all quantum computers new solutions will present themselves.
>Or better yet, just don't turn your phone on and avoid the whole mess.
If you're at Burning Man, but need your phone to stay in touch with the office or whatever, you've already missed the point of Burning Man.
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