Comment God Quotes (Score 2) 1083
When asked to comment on today's Supreme Court ruling on same-sex marriage, God said, "The US is going to pay for this once the caliphate, I mean...Jesus comes back to straighten things out. It's like, what were they thinking giving human rights to corporations? What's that? This is about same sex marriage? Nah, I don't give a fuck. Peoples is peoples. Good for them."
Zeus could not be reached for comment, since he had transformed himself into a bull in order to have sex with Europa without his wife Hera finding out.