Because those 5 recursive layers of 30 or 40 different applets on every website known to man aren't going to crush your machine by themselves, you know.

The tiny Belgian armed forces is horribly bloated and inefficient because it's based on awarding political contracts across a broad spectrum of Flemish and Walloon constituencies. This results in badly mismatched and concocted schemes to build systems no one wants and no one can use. For example one model of APC uses a one-off 90mm gun where the ammo is made by a single small company. But the other FOUR incompatible models of APC all made by different companies are all secure in their permanent contracts as well. This is the F-35 in a nutshell.

BTW the Australians and the Brits discovered the F-35 "B" version VTOL runs so hot it melts the decks on their ships taking off.

IBM chipfabs are a decade out of date. What they want is the patent portfolio and the people who created it. When IBM says they will 'invest' what they mean is that they will pay GF to design and make their chips for them.

You won't even have to go outside. Allahu Truqbomb!

It was terrible that an Asian factory treated people like, well, an Asian factory. Now that they're replaced with machines, liberals will scream that they're being denied the opportunity to be given shitty work in horrible conditions in an Asian factory.

Anyone who kills themselves over an emoticon is actually on the right track.

If you're a gay black handicapped Muslim refugee from Mexico you get +50% off the bat.

The note would say "I am highly radioactive put the money in the bag."

Rule #1 is never tell your former employer the name or industry of your future employer. You don't have to tell them so don't tell them. It's on a need to know basis and they don't have a need to know. If pushed, lie and tell them you're just quitting with no job lined up.

EUocrats will get their own fascist censorship shoved down their throats.

So what happens is two-fold. 1) everyone runs the red light because you don't know when you'll get another chance. 2) drivers actually blank out and start driving while the light is still red because they've been there so long that they think "oh it must be green by now."

Cross streets short. Thru streets long.

Where I live, red lights average about 6 to 8 minutes and the cross street's green is typically so short the first car in line can't get across w/o it turning yellow. Stop doing that. Stop making people have to adjust their entire day because the lights are so screwed up. And even UPS has software which adjusts truck routes based on left turn lights so as to avoid them. That means that left turns are a disaster.

Every day, every single day, snatch up one employee of Time Warner or Comcast. And you burn them alive in front of their family. Continue until their business model changes.

And may I add, to the person who down modded me; fuck you and may you spend eternity sucking livestock dick in hell.