I have no doubt reddit shares are going to soar in price after the IPO simply because I don't plan on buying anything and that's how it seems to work.

Congrats to you as well! :) Baby is only slightly premature, being induced at 2.5-3 weeks early due to size.

Why would HP decide to make less money?

Nice idea.

If you pinch "imply" hard enough you can make it mean "infer"

That statement itself is enough to pinch all the linguists out there. :P

What makes that the "correct" version? It seems the line has quite the history and has taken on many forms. Fwiw, Wikipedia justifies "implies".

I ought to be jealous of you. But i'm much too lazy.

Luckily you are the "Futurama quotes" person so it is funnier.
A "sufficient definition of time travel" could be that the language can only affect future variables, i.e. go forward in time. But time is a loop so it can affect variables in previous executions of the ".exe" or whatever.
That must have been in the last season why the characters did that.

This is not a new agency.

Congress doesn't appropriate money for each single position one-by-one. DOJ gets money appropriated for salaries generally.

"As with every government position, once created it canâ(TM)t disappear anymor"

Yes, it will suck when nobody uses AI anymore and the position is still there.