The quickest game is "fools mate" and it is aver in about 4 moves.

1. f3 e5
2. g4 Qh4 checkmate.

From looking at the final position, visible in the video, I too could beat him in 71 seconds. Basically the only thing that would affect the timing is how quickly Gates would move.

Samsung will simply tell Google they don't want to pay the 75 cents and Google will acquiesce. They'll structure it in such a way that it appears that they pay it, but the money will come back some other way. In the end this will only help Samsung squash all those small competitors.

The only correct answer when someone asks about caliber is "45 caliber"

My father, a larger man, once worked as a human cannonball at the circus. He hated it, but when he tried to leave they told him "You can't quit! Where would we ever find another man of your caliber?"

Beta had the better tech, VHS had the better content.

Oh yeah, let's please start up that argument again.

And as it was a buried rock, I guess now it's been de-crptyed.

Ah yes, the human mind's infinite ability to find patterns where none exist.

That doesn't actually happen, it just appears to because of our perception.

The O rings were designed to expand and fill in the gap as the joint itself expanded. But because of the cold the material expanded too slowly. This was almost immediately known, and that information was slyly revealed to Richard Feynman, who gave his ice-water demonstration before the investigating committee.

The tape for a Turing machine is obviously regular

I bought a touring machine once, but it hasn't come back yet.

I like turtle soup.

And Jaw Stew. It's so good they even made a movie about it, though they did misspell the title.

You can not name something universe and then have something next to it.

Yup. Next thing you know people will be saying stuff like "very unique."

the criminals won't stop at just one crime, they can even turn around and cyber-bully the officer who took them down

I know "bullying" is the new magic pass-phrase, but is that really bullying? He threatened the cop and got arrested for his trouble. Nobody seemed "bullied" to me.

volution isn't doing anything useful at the moment

Evolution is not an "at the moment" kind of thing. You won't see "anything useful" within the measly few generations you get to observe. Even the most "useful" and successful of mutations take a long time to propogate.

And that is going to be taxable income, too.

No it's not. You think when you buy shares in a company the company pays tax on that money?

A normal person would think "This is nothing like my experience, maybe they are discussing something else."

That's not normal at all. It's exceptional. A normal person stays with his initial assumption and blindly ignores or dismisses any contradicting evidence.