The tape for a Turing machine is obviously regular

I bought a touring machine once, but it hasn't come back yet.

I like turtle soup.

And Jaw Stew. It's so good they even made a movie about it, though they did misspell the title.

You can not name something universe and then have something next to it.

Yup. Next thing you know people will be saying stuff like "very unique."

the criminals won't stop at just one crime, they can even turn around and cyber-bully the officer who took them down

I know "bullying" is the new magic pass-phrase, but is that really bullying? He threatened the cop and got arrested for his trouble. Nobody seemed "bullied" to me.

volution isn't doing anything useful at the moment

Evolution is not an "at the moment" kind of thing. You won't see "anything useful" within the measly few generations you get to observe. Even the most "useful" and successful of mutations take a long time to propogate.

And that is going to be taxable income, too.

No it's not. You think when you buy shares in a company the company pays tax on that money?

A normal person would think "This is nothing like my experience, maybe they are discussing something else."

That's not normal at all. It's exceptional. A normal person stays with his initial assumption and blindly ignores or dismisses any contradicting evidence.

In space there is one thing that makes space suits usable at all. That thing is lack of gravity.

Oh man you'e just asking for a flock of pedants to jump on you about a "lack of gravity." Right after they explain to me that pedants do not come in flocks. (I believe the proper group name is an Annoyance.)

Why would they have to be shot?

You can't trust those remote servers. It's better to shoot them first and ask questions later.

The person with results is the criminal but the other one is not?

If you can guarantee a result it's not research.

He will learn what we all have learned: opting out doesn't work.

This is the winning post. No need for further discussion.

just in time for them to create profitable exits for their founders and ultimately fuck over their retail investors when the userbase shifts to the next cool thing.

So far their retail investors have been "fucked over" to the tune of a pretty sweet profit. It's now up to the investors to determine if they should hold or get out. There's no long-term requirement, they can sell when the want. So nobody getting is fucked over. If people are investing in a business they don't understand then it's their own damn fault.

Have you *heard* bagpipes played? Badly?

Is there any other way?

ou realize even the Amazon Kindle (supposedly the most evil device) does none of those things, right?

Who said the Kindle is "the most evil"? I've not seen that. In what ways is it supposedly an evil device?