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Journal Journal: One for Teh Smooch: Dawkins and religion 35

1 1/2 cheers for Richard Dawkins

There's so much to applaud in Richard Dawkins, says Stephen Tomkins. Such as his rage against bad religion. But he's out of his depth in his new book, The God Delusion, when he attacks all forms of faith.

RICHARD DAWKINS IS RIGHT. His deicidal bestseller The God Delusion attacks the absurdities and cruelties, the contradictions and superstitions, the rip offs and fantasies of religion across the world and throughout history. I couldn't agree more. It's enough to make you wish Abraham hadn't been in when God called round.

The problem is, like other fundamentalists, Dawkins won't stop talking when he's finished talking sense. Rather than surveying the countless varieties of religion, weighing up their mixed record, and arguing that on balance we'd be better off without it, he is only willing to see the dark side, and writes off the whole thing, dismissing evidence that makes a monochrome worldview uncomfortable.

He sees the moral failures, but not the moral breakthroughs. He lists the atrocities and ignores the triumphs. He cuts through the supposed proofs of God's existence like a particularly moist sponge cake, but shows no conception at all of why people actually believe - other than that they're a bunch of morons who don't know any better.

Not unlike our own Pope Benedict's dealings with Islam, in fact. The Pope's argument in his celebrated lecture last month was that the Christian God is subject to reason, and therefore never allows religious violence; whereas Islam does not have this safeguard. Hence - according to the emperor he quoted - all the "evil and inhuman" things of Islam, such as Muhammad's command to "spread by the sword the faith he preached". Ah yes, so very unlike Christianity.

This quotation was the logical conclusion of the Pope's argument, and nothing in his lecture suggested he disagreed. Neither did his "apology" for "the reactions in some countries" to what he said, which of course was not an apology at all. He pointed out that the emperor's opinions were not his own, but until he says what his are, these words have to stand as an approximation.

This has all the marks of a fanatical worldview: they're all bad and wrong, we're totally right and good - and blind to the centuries of violence on our side and all that's good on theirs.

That a top believer such as the Pope should take such an extreme and indefensible stance is all grist to Dawkins's mill, of course. Except that his own fanaticism is just the same: an impassioned one-sidedness and ideologically-driven selective blindness.

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HAVING MADE SUCH A FUSS about one-sidedness (and I'm still warming up) let's be clear about how much Dawkins' writing has going for it. His science writing is not only fascinating, but a revelation, if that doesn't sound distastefully supernatural. He has taught a whole generation - even those of us who never learned which end of a test tube is up - not only how evolution works, but how that one simple principle explains countless things about our world.

What's more, his anti-God diatribes can be superb - articulate, intelligent, passionate and devastating. For a spiritual type, they're like a bracing walk down the prom on a windy day. If you're going to entrust your life to a religion, these are the sorts of test it needs to pass.

And there's so much in it to agree with - to applaud, in fact. His rage against the mindset that leads to sacred mass murder. His contempt for the bottomless pit of deliberate stupidity that is creationism. His scorn for high level theology that sees all evil in the world as good in disguise. His antipathy for scriptures that commend genocide, homophobia and misogyny. His ridicule of the idea that a practice or belief deserves respect because it can be labelled "religious", however ludicrous it might otherwise appear.

Bravo, in fact. At least one and a half cheers for Richard Dawkins.

But already we're running into problems. On that last point, for example, Dawkins tells us that "nearly everybody in our society accepts... that religious faith... should be protected by an abnormally thick wall of respect". Really? I don't, and I've got one. And I should think the audiences of The Life of Brian and Jerry Springer: the Opera would be surprised to hear that they are in such a tiny minority.

This is a forgivable exaggeration, except that such generalisations run through his polemic like nuts through a Snickers Bar / Christian Voice picket line. He quotes an appalling letter from a Christian to Einstein recommending intellectual dishonesty for the sake of faith, saying that it "damningly exposes the weakness of the religious mind". No, it damningly exposes the weakness of a religious mind.

He says that religion must be fought because of its attitudes to homosexuality, of which he offers a survey: the Taliban, the 1950s British justice system (not strictly speaking a religious group), Jerry Falwell, Senator Jesse Helms, Pat Robertson, Gary Potter and, you guessed, Fred Phelps. "This," we are told, "is the sort of morality that is inspired by religious faith." A slightly skewed sample, perhaps? You might as well list CS Lewis, JRR Tolkien and GP Taylor and say that Christians tend to write bestselling fantasy novels. We who are many may be one body, but we sure as hell aren't of one mind.

"Faith is evil," Dawkins tells us, "precisely because it requires no justification and brooks no argument." Whose faith? Not many I know. There are 12,000 members of the Ship of Fools discussion boards, where Christians are constantly probing the bases of their faith and revelling in, let alone brooking, argument. Is there evidence for Dawkins's statement, or are we just expected to take it on you-know-what?

He tells us that "theology - unlike science, or most other branches of human scholarship - has not moved on in eighteen centuries" - which invites scepticism from anyone who has heard of, for example, Protestantism.

His dealings with the Christian Bible are equally sweeping. He debunks the Christmas story, the single most obviously legendary part of the four Gospels, and tells us that "the gospels are not reliable accounts of what happened in the history of the real world."

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BEYOND ALL THESE UNREASONABLE generalisations about religion, however, the greatest failure of Dawkins's case is his refusal to recognise any good that any religion has done. He talks about the crusades, but not medieval hospitals. He tells the story of Oral Roberts getting $8 million out of his flock to stop God killing him, but not of William Wilberforce (along with a lot of other Christians) devoting his life to fighting the slave trade. He details Catholic opposition to science, but not the work of monasteries - and Islamic scholars - who rescued Greek philosophical writings from oblivion.

Christian Voice is here, but not Christian Aid. Neither are the 19th-century reformers and philanthropists: Shaftsbury, Fry, Müller, Barnardo. Religious conflict in Northern Ireland, yes. Christian peace-building organisations, no. Etc., etc.

The most outrageous example is Martin Luther King. He does get a brief mention - but not as someone driven by faith to fight for justice and equality; not as someone inspired by his religion to achieve change without violence; not as someone who was sustained through fear for his life and for his family by an encounter with Jesus. Instead, King was one of those leaders "whose religion was incidental. Although Martin Luther King was a Christian, he derived his philosophy of non-violent civil obedience directly from Gandhi, who was not." And that's it.

This massive distortion is presumably accidental, and therefore symptomatic of being out of one's depth writing a 400-page treatise on religion. For one rather obvious thing, Gandhi was quite religious himself, so even Dawkins's version of events hardly leaves God out of it. What's more, Ghandi's non-violence was inspired by both Tolstoy (a Christian) and Jesus (also arguably a Christian), and specifically by the Sermon on the Mount. Tolstoy's non-violence was also inspired by the Sermon on the Mount. King's non-violence was inspired by study of all three - Ghandi, Tolstoy, Jesus. It's very hard to look at this family tree of non-violence in a way that makes the religion incidental.

"It was the Sermon on the Mount," said King himself, "that originally inspired the negroes of Montgomery to dignified social action." But the fact that religion can be - amid all the trash - an irresistible force for social justice seems to be something that Dawkins's theory simply can't cope with.

I started off by likening him to the Pope. In fact, this ability to ignore or invert any evidence that doesn't fit with one's worldview reminds me more than anything of the way fundamentalists read the Bible, and creationists do science.

Could the world do with a bit less religion? Quite possibly. But what we really need is fewer fanatics.

Well said, I say.

Utilities (Apple)

Journal Journal: Ethelred's Apple museum 22

In a previous JE, bechtros writes:

cold day in hell when apple gets one dollar of my money, ever.

I'm tens of thousands of dollars past that. ;-)

Oof. Scary though, actually, how much His Steveness and cohorts have gotten out of me...

First, a Macintosh IIsi, 14" Apple monitor, Personal LaserWriter NTR -- that right there was over $4,000 at the time (1991).

My current setup (Dual G5 2x2 GHz, two 17" Apple Studio Display TFTs, iSight) cost almost €4,000 IIRC, not counting non-Apple products, and then there's the €1,000 I spent on the iBook G4 I have, and €450 on a Mac mini G4.

Then in the meantime I've had a dual G4 2x450 MHz (which BoE now uses), a Pismo G3 laptop, a beige G3/266, and a Performa 6200, all bought new...plus a PowerMac 9600, a 21" Apple CRT monitor and an LC II that I got used...and BoE's original LC II and Performa 630...Jesus, that's a lot of money. *gulp*

And nearly all of it is still sitting here in my workroom, with various old modems, Apple mice and keyboards, and what-all else. (I finally tossed the LaserWriter NTR and the two 14" Apple monitors last year before we moved to the new apartment. The NTR still worked, but was extremely flaky and slow; the monitors "worked" but were badly distorted, and one had gotten to be rather dim.)

I have a mini-museum here!

The truly sad part? The IIsi was bought on a student loan. My parents just paid off that loan last year. :-/

User Journal

Journal Journal: Krauts don't do pie 31

In a belated response to ces in my Thanksgiving journal:

Krauts don't do pie? You are kidding right? The poor bastards don't know what they are missing. I know pie isn't unknown in Europe, heck my two pie plates were made in France and Belgium.

There isn't even an exact word to translate "pie" into German. (Seriously.) While German-English dictionaries list translations for "pie", none of them are really correct -- Pastete is what we'd call a pasty, Obstkuchen is literally "fruitcake", Torte is (what else) a torte (i.e. a kind of cake), and so on. It's also always a chore trying to explain to Germans what pie is, because they just don't have anything similar. Worse, some are aware of McDonald's "pie" -- and think that's what pie is. Even so-called American restaurants (yes, they exist) rarely have pie, at least not that I've ever seen (what they do have is burgers, hot dogs, various sandwiches, and fries, which strikes me as an oddly limited idea of "American" food).

Usually only those who have been to America, Britain or downunder for some time will know what pie is. Others don't have the foggiest. So any pie-making equipment -- pie tins and pastry cutters especially -- has to be imported or improvised.

OTOH German baked goods are a wonder to behold (no pun intended, honest). Their bread is incredible. One of the first things I miss when in America is German bread, whether it's Brötchen or any of the bazillion kinds of Vollkornbrot (whole-grain bread). Trust me, bread like this is a true rarity in America (so-called pumpernickel is a joke in comparison), and here it's on every street corner and in every grocery store.

Media (Apple)

Journal Journal: While we're caving on trendiness... 17

Since Short Circuit caved on MySpace (something which I have yet to do), I did cave yesterday on something else.

I finally own an iPod.

As it happens I have to make a trip to Karlsruhe tomorrow that I'm really not looking forward to (visiting a "potential" new client who's been "potential" for months and who is very shall we say old-fashioned, and who insists on meeting face-to-face before proceeding). The train ride is four and a half hours one-way (don't even ask about a car ride -- more like six hours through some of Germany's worst traffic), so I probably won't be home until midnight. So I decided it was time to finally ditch the old Sony CD player (which is now hooked up to our old stereo anyway) and get an iPod -- and to provide me with something to cheer me up at having to go on this trip.

I'll also have to wear a tie again. Yecch. I hate ties (comes from having been at a boarding school where they were mandatory, I suppose). Except for my cherished Bugs Bunny one. So I'm wearing it.

So I zoomed off to the store yesterday (ah, it's nice to live within five minutes of downtown by bike) and got one.

It's the smallest one (2 GB nano aluminum) save the Shuffle, though I did consider just getting the Shuffle. I ended up getting the nano instead because I figured it is nice to at least be able to choose songs if I'm in the mood for something, but the nano's still small enough that I can clip it to my clothing (OK, so I have to buy the clip or armband). And it's relatively cheap, at a "mere" €149.

2 GB also happens to be just big enough for my Top Rated library.

Besides, the things are practically throwaways. They last two years, the battery dies and you get a new one. So why buy the bigger ones? :-P

First complaint: Jesus, do the headphones suck. I expected a lot more out of them. (I do have others that I can use, though, and I suppose it's better using them than the "HEY YOU, MUG ME" white iPod ones.) But the display is very nice, and I (surprise) really like the scroll wheel. It's also striking how tiny it is compared to the older iPods...

But hey, I am finally an iPod owner. Yay me. Or I suck. Not sure which. (Probably the latter.)

User Journal

Journal Journal: Happy turkey day 5

Turkey Day Ethelred style is now over. Though this year we left out the parades, the hordes of court jesters, the gladiatorial battles in the Imperial Colosseum and can-can dancers, and just had a quiet dinner with the kids, Gloriana's godmothers and a new American friend who babysat the kids the other day.

Our guests really enjoyed my cookin'. We had:

  • Roasted turkey breast with thyme, sage, and pepper, and wrapped in bacon strips, basted with melted butter
  • Creamed corn Southern style (with milk and grits)
  • Candied carrots
  • New potatoes
  • Cranberry sauce in its proper form (i.e. shaped like a can, extra imported from America for the occasion...can't get cranberry sauce over here)
  • STUFFING!

As always, it was...interesting...trying to get and/or improvise the necessary ingredients, as the heathen running-dog Krauts are such infidels that they don't celebrate Thanksgiving, nor do they provide all the stuff needed in convenient pre-packaged consumerist bliss. Thus everything...and I mean everything...is from scratch, not because we're Ultra Gourmets, but because we have no choice. (Tuxette, stop sniggering.)

For dessert, BoE made a pumpkin pie from scratch -- from Hokkaido squash (we couldn't find "regular" pumpkins). Turned out pretty well, though the one pumpkin was still a bit green. (The pie was done on our pie pans imported from America, using English units measuring cups and spoons from America, with Crisco shortening from a foreign food import store. See, Germans don't do pie. Infidels!)

One of Gloriana's godmothers spent some time in Ohio and was thus familiar with Thanksgiving. When I invited her, she said she would happily come late, but just in time for the pie. As it was, she came on time and loved the turkey.

The new American friend, oddly enough, is from Ohio, and is a Fulbright scholar (wooo!). Nice person, and good with the kids -- especially with Gloriana. Meanwhile, when asked for her impression of the Confessor, she responded, "Wild."

Meanwhile the House of Unraed discontinued two of its annual Thanksgiving traditions. One was the "hunt for the meat thermometer and go out and buy a new one" tradition, as I actually found it without having to search around. The other was the "Ethelred prepares far too much food, as in two to three times too much" tradition. Amazingly we only had a bit of carrots left over, but everyone was top full (though I got lucky, because the other godmother ended up not bringing her son -- otherwise we probably would have had too little). Success!

Anyway, happy Thanksgiving to all. As a small bit to lighten your day, I give you this picture, which has nothing to do with Thanksgiving whatsoever, but is strangely amusing in a guffaw sort of way.

User Journal

Journal Journal: Ask ye Circle: 3-way video conf all crossplatform like 8

As the subject of this JE says, I'm looking around for a video conferencing software exists (preferably free-as-in-beer) that can be used for a three-way conference between Macs and Windows XP compies.

iChat AV works with AIM on Windows, but AFAIK only for two-way conferences.

Anyone? Buehler?

User Journal

Journal Journal: Leave Christmas alone, say Muslims 9

Leave Christmas alone, say Muslims

Muslim leaders joined their Christian counterparts yesterday to launch a powerful attack on politicians and town halls that play down Christmas.

They warned that attempts to remove religion from the festival were fuelling Right-wing extremism.

A number of town halls have tried to excise references to Christianity from Christmas, in one case by renaming their municipal celebrations "Winterval".

They have often justified their actions by saying Britain is now a multi-faith society and they are anxious to avoid offending minority groups.

But the Muslim leaders said they honoured Christmas and that local authorities were playing into the hands of extremists who were able to blame Muslim communities for undermining Britain's Christian culture.

The unprecedented broadside was delivered by the Christian Muslim Forum, which was launched this year by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams, with the support of Tony Blair.

The forum's reaction reflects growing anger among Christians and other faiths about the efforts of secularists to push religion to the margins of public life.

In 1998 Birmingham renamed its celebrations "Winterval", and in 2001 Luton described its Christmas lights as "luminos", taken from Harry Potter.

Last week, the Church of England criticised Royal Mail for issuing Christmas stamps with no Christian theme.

The forum, which draws half its membership from senior members of the Muslim community, said in a statement that "as Muslims and Christians together" it was "wholeheartedly committed" to the religious recognition of Christian festivals.

"Christmas is a celebration of the birth of Jesus and we wish this significant part of the Christian heritage of this country to remain an acknowledged part of national life.

"The desire to secularise religious festivals is offensive to both of our communities."

The statement, signed by the forum's chairman, the Bishop of Bolton, the Rt Rev David Gillett, and its vice-chairman, Dr Ataullah Siddiqui, urged society to promote religious freedom.

"Those who use the fact of religious pluralism as an excuse to de-Christianise British society unthinkingly become recruiting agents for the extreme Right. They provoke antagonism towards Muslims and others by foisting on them an anti-Christian agenda they do not hold."

Bishop Gillett said in a separate article that it was strange that so many public bodies were nervous or dismissive about Christmas when 72 per cent of Britons described themselves as Christian in the 2001 Census.

Any repetition by councils to rename Christmas so as not to offend other faith communities will "backfire badly" on the Muslim community, he said. "Sadly it is they who get the blame -- and for something they are not saying."

User Journal

Journal Journal: Response to both eglamkowski and Stargoat 11

I vote mainly for Democrats because their loonies are slightly less unpalatable to me than the loonies on the other side.

'Nuff said.

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Unraed-Dragon in '08! Cast your vote, seal your fate! Burnination shall turn the tide, vote for us or we'll have your hide!

User Journal

Journal Journal: One of the more interesting bugs in a code rollout 14

Well, this has to be one of the stranger bugs I've seen on Slashdot in a while: When trying to reply to someone's post, I discovered that the "Reply to this" button had magically disappeared. In all views.

At first I thought maybe someone had foed me and the JE was "Friends Only" or something, but no, nothing of the sort. Oddly, the "Reply" button at the top was still there. But no "Reply to this" buttons anywhere.

I tried various views, tried turning the new-fangled discussion mode on and off, and so on, to no avail.

I do suddenly have mod points (not that I intend to use them). Maybe it's that, though it never prevented me from posting before.

I did, however, discover a workaround, which I generously present here to prove what a swell guy I am:

  1. Click on the comment ID number (the longish number starting with a pound sign # at the right of the grey bar about the post).
  2. You should just see that one comment (along with any child comments). Now click on the "Reply" button at the top right of the screen in the green bar.
  3. ???
  4. PROFIT!*

Interestingly, the two-minute limit on posting comments also seems to be disabled all of a sudden. Go figure.

* - The use of the Dilbert PROFIT! joke is henceforth mandatory for all bullet and numbered lists. Failure to comply will be punished by being forced into Jell-O wrestling with a nubile Scarlett Johansson. You have been warned.

User Journal

Journal Journal: Designers need vacations, too 8

A friend who is also a graphic designer sent me a small graphic to identify the font. She was a bit stumped and needed me to have a look.

Of course, graphic designers need to be able to identify fonts, at least a fair number of them. Most can identify quite a few at a glance, though with the sheer thousands of fonts that have come out in recent years, that's becoming increasingly difficult -- in particular because there are a lot of knock-off and imitation fonts.

Well, I now have plentiful evidence that my friend needs a vacation. The font she couldn't identify was...wait for it...Times New Roman in bold italic. I double-checked to be sure, because I thought that maybe it was some similar font or that I might have been missing something, but sure enough, it's an exact match.

Ouch.

United States

Journal Journal: Forming a shadow cabinet 39

Slowly but surely, the Unraed-Dragon '08 shadow cabinet is forming.

(For those of you who would be so impertinent to claim that "shadow cabinets" are not a feature of American democracy, but of parliamentary ones, may I remind you that the Unraed-Dragon dungeons are always open for business 24/7 and are ready to welcome you with their full service package.)

EXECUTIVE

Supreme Executive and Tim Curry Lookalike (formerly known as "President")
His Imperial Stupendousness God-Emperor Ethelred "Atreides Are My Bitches" Unraed

Tiara-Bearing Viceroy (formerly known as "Vice President")
Her Sulfurous Majesty SolemnDragon

CABINET

Department of Imperial Security
HokieSeas

Minister of Medicinal Magick (a.k.a. 3M, formerly known as "FDA Director")
janeowit

Minister of Sychophancy
TechnoLust (voted Most Likely to End First Cabinet Reshuffle in a Dungeon)

Minister of Impalement on Flying Pointy Things
johndiii

Minister of Education at Sea
jawtheshark

Minister of Ikea and Squirrels
Some Woman

minister without portfolio (will sit quietly in the corner)
subgeek

JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF

Cigar-Chomping Field-Marshall and Generalissimo
Em Emalb (with six stars on his epaulets)

Admiral of the Red Banner Fleet
aridhol (with stripes all up his sleeves)

Court Jester to the Blind (i.e. chief of the Air Force)
nizo

NASA Director and Space Command
rk (where the "k" stands for "kirk")

OTHER IMPERIAL COMMISSIONS OF NOTE

Ambassador to the Solar Federation
gmhowell

Ambassador to Kellogg's
RevMike

Imperial BOFH
Timex

Governor of New York and the Lands Formerly Known as Connecticut
ellem

Warden of the Leaning Tower of Pisa
FortKnox

Baseball Commissioner (after the Twins are granted World Series victories in advance for the next 100,000 years)
RailGunner

Special Ambassador to Latex-Producing Nations
btlzu2

Warden of the Imperial Archives
Tet

First in line for the dungeons
Keith Russell

Test Run for Unperson Program and Memory Holes
eglamkowski

It's funny.  Laugh.

Journal Journal: Recognize my face? Huh 28

rk mentioned the MyHeritage face recognition widget here. So I of course gave it a whirl with the only photo of me, the Confessor and Gloriana that I could find quickly (I'm sure I have others, but unfortunately in this one the Confessor has his eyes closed).

The results, however, are hilarious.

For Gloriana, though, the results are fairly normal:

Dakota Fanning 74%
Kate Bosworth 73%
Martine McCutcheon 66%
Candace Cameron 64%
Brandy Norwood (?!) 64%
Judy Garland 63%
Kirsten Dunst 62%
Marianne Faithfull 62%
Kylie Minogue 59%
Rachael Leigh Cook 59%

I mean, I know Gloriana's cute and all, but damn. ('Course, it is a bit of a cruel joke from the big dude upstairs that this bundle of hotness is my daughter.)

For Ethelred (brace yourselves):

Tim Curry 60%
J. Edgar Hoover 55%
James Coburn 55%
Aidan Quinn 54%
Francis Ford Coppola 53%
Steven Spielberg 52%
Goldie Hawn 51%
Lothar Matthäus (German soccer star) 50%

And the kickers:

Fidel Castro 48%
Beyoncé Knowles (WTF?!) 47%

For the Confessor:

William Moseley 73%
Ai Otsuka (WTF?!?!?!) 73%
Serena Williams (WTWTF?!?!?!) 71%
Alison Lohman 68%
Patricia Arquette 67%
Rachael Leigh Cook (interesting, since she showed up for Gloriana, too) 66%
Veronica Ferres (German actress) 66%
Tiiu Kuik (supermodel) 64%
Pete Doherty 64%
Eva Herzigova 63%

So basically the Confessor, according to this thing, looks like a bunch of hawttt women and one man who looks like he's used too much cocaine. They will probably be the first ones up against the wall when his time to seize power comes.

Meanwhile, these other results for Gloriana reinforce her cuteness factor. :-)

And this other set of results for yours truly is so funny that I'll just let you click through them yourselves.

And the results on this one are also a riot...especially the Confessor's. Check out what numbers 3 and 7 are for him.

But the ultimate result? This photo of me and the Confessor as a baby -- check out #3 for the Confessor.

I rest my case.

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