Ethelred Unraed's Journal: [POLL] Marry this woman

POLL:

I would marry this woman.

5) In a heartbeat!
H) Yes, and I voted for her in the New York Senate election.
pi) *sigh*
q) I am married to that woman. w00t!
?) I am that woman. Worship me!

PS: As a reminder, here is an alternate theory. Er, something along those lines.

I don't know...

[TechnoLust]

Does she have a good personality?

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[gmhowell]

I don't know either. Was that toothpaste she was spitting out, or something else?

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[ces]

I think the video demonstrates that, the only thing that wasn't clear was her preferences in TV programs.

If it's sports, well then I think we have a winner.

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[turg]

Sounded like auto racing to me.

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[ces]

Oh man ... I'm so there ...

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[TechnoLust]

What kind? NASCAR and I'm SOOOO out. If it was NHRA or Formula1, I'm in.

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[turg]

Listen for yourself. Doesn't sound like stock cars to me but I'm no expert.

Yeah baby.

[peacefinder]

It's (q) all the way. Boo-yah!

BWAHAHAHA!!!

[eglamkowski]

That video on homosexuality was great!

5 Si!

[ces]

Absolutely but only because she is totally hot. Hot chicks can get away with being all gross and disgusting (it actually makes them hotter).

Not-hot chicks really can't act like this without it making them even more unattractive.

I select...

[Timex]

"?"...

If you need to ask why, you haven't been paying attention.

Besides... It's well-known that the right makeup can work miracles!

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[Ethelred Unraed]

Sweet Lord! Another evangelical comes out!

Well, all I can say is I want to see Falwell in a tutu.

Actually, come to think of it, I really don't.

Cheers,

Ethelred

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[Timex]

Sweet Lord! Another evangelical comes out!

To be perfectly honest Ethelred, this isn't new news [slashdot.org]... That one was dated April 8, 2006. tomhudson made a reference in her JE [slashdot.org] on July 12, 2006.

Methinks you've allowed yourself to be distracted, m'lud.

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[Ethelred Unraed]

Distracted? I'm never distra...look at them hooters!

As I was saying, I'm never distrac..you're what?

Sonofabitch! He's got hooters!

Hmmmm, an interesting idea, actually. If I had my own, I'd never run out of entertainment!

/me dials the cosmetic surgeon

It costs how much? Listen, you'll be the first up against the wall...what do you mean, "what wall"? Don't you know who I am? You...don't. But you do see my number on Caller ID and you're going to call the...wait! Ha-ha, just a joke -- hey, he hung up o

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[Timex]

Sonofabitch! He's got hooters!

I wish.

Hmmmm, an interesting idea, actually. If I had my own, I'd never run out of entertainment!

I understand that some places, augmentation surgery goes for about $10k... The trick is in not going to a "butcher shop" where shoddy work is done.

It costs how much? Listen, you'll be the first up against the wall...what do you mean, "what wall"? Don't you know who I am? You...don't. But you do see my number on Caller ID and you're going to call the...wait! Ha-ha, just a joke -- he

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[Ethelred Unraed]

I'm afraid m'lud has finally lost it.

Before or after I started up my delusions of world conquest? ;-)

Cheers,

Ethelred

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[tomhudson]

Before or after I started up my delusions of world conquest? ;-)

Delusions?

Can't you even wait to be elected before you abdicate?

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[Ethelred Unraed]

Abdicate? Isn't that some sort of abdominal exercise?

Cheers,

Ethelred

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[tomhudson]

Well, its certainly nothing to lose your head over ... unless hubby is Henry the Eighth.

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[Timex]

Before or after I started up my delusions of world conquest? ;-)

They're only delusions, m'lud?

I'm... I'm...

I'm disappointed.

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[Ethelred Unraed]

"Delusions" is, of course, defined as "dogma for the masses" in the Ethelredian Dictionary.

Cheers,

Ethelred

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[Timex]

Ah. Okay. I feel much better. Thank you, m'lud! :)

5)

[jawtheshark]

Oh, yes... most definitely...