There have also been cases of paint being green.

The ESRB is not a regulatory agency. Regardless, video games represent speech and are thus not to be regulated in such a way.

It's just an nVidiot screaming the same old bullshit from over a decade ago.

Or buy a monitor without adaptive sync and live without it.
Or buy a monitor with adaptive sync (freesync) and wait for Nvidia to support it in newer drivers.
Or buy a monitor with adaptive sync (freesync) and buy a new gpu that supports open standards.
Buying a new monitor or gpu? Sell the old one.

"John Stewart" is the noun. "John Stewarts" is the plural form of the noun.
"Johns Stewart" is a colloquial (slang, grammatically wrong) way of saying "All Johns with a last name of Stewart". It is not the same as pluralizing the proper noun "John Stewart".
(And I believe one of the "John Stewarts" they're referring to is actually "Jon Stewart".)

This shit was a 5-minute throwaway novelty when it came packed in with the 3DS over 4 years ago.
It met a similar rush of disinterest when the Wii U was unveiled and launched.

People don't like gyro controls. They fucking suck.

This is ridiculous, upbeat bullshit intended to convince people that Google is a positive, dynamic, agile, bleeding-edge, open, otherbuzzwords place to work.

You learn no more from failure than you learn from success. There are many ways to fail and few ways to succeed, thus it is better to learn what to do than what not to do. Failure simply slaps people upside the head and makes them think before trying again. Failure is a learning experience if you didn't plan ahead in the first place. Further, there are many scenarios where failing is not an option (e.g., medical, military, and space ventures). Failure in these areas is seen as a shameful mark worthy of criticism, lawsuits, retaliation, etc. more than it is a learning experience.

If Google wants to drive people's cars around or float massive objects above their heads they better not be prancing about on Unicorn Rainbow "Failure is Okay" Island.

There's only 1 1.

Dear Slashdot, I have a 1 and a 3 and I need add them and make 5. How can I add them together to get 5? Please don't tell me 1+3=4. I need it to be 5.

There's zero fucking reason to put an HTPC in a crawl space. Get a small machine and stick it by/behind the TV. Minimal power / video / network cabling, minimal worry of dust / moisture / temperature, minimal issues with connecting to a keyboard / mouse / remote, minimal issues with access when it needs to be physically powered on off (and it will), minimal cost, etc. They even have cases small enough that you can mount them on the TV's VESA mounting holes.

I don't think I'll ever have any need to hit up .fi or .co.uk or .ca or .in or whateverthefuck other third world countries think they deserve to be on the internet.
So I block them all in my hosts file.

Woosh. The button would delete the account of the person clicking it.
The only thing you need to do in response to trolls is ignore them.

If you're getting a lot of shit from a lot of "trolls" you may want to stop and think about what you're doing that makes you such a big fat target - odds are you're the troll.

What's wrong with supporting a video game created by a pedophile / jew / pro-skub / nigger / fag / Stalin / congressman / horse ?
I expect an answer.

They're ruining the world. Fuck them all. The world should be offensive and rude and nasty.

Yup.
Non compete agreements are blatantly unconstitutional, but they exist everywhere, including in California. In California, they just collude behind closed doors instead of out in the open.

This shit has been rumored ever since the introduction of the first Apple TV. It will at some point finally come to fruition, but it's about as newsworthy as saying the sun will come up at some point in the next 24 hours.