Everyone's doing this wrong. the TSA will never stop their pat-downs while the public is afraid of being groped, and this anti-screening day supposedly set for tomorrow (sort of a carbon-based DDOS) isn't the solution either. You want to stop the intrusive behavior? Simple.

Grind on the screener's hands while moaning loudly and gyrating your hips. It may not change the official policy, but it will eventually make all the screeners quit.

Well, except maybe the pervy ones.

Its existence is not secret. Its function, and how it accomplishes that, are.

First, 2.2lbs = 1 kg. Second, don't confuse weight with mass.

Um, in Soviet Russia, satellite launches you?

Imagine the new screening process if the next failed airline bomb attempt comes in the form of a rectally carried device.

They obviously need to decrypt the drugs before the dogs can detect them.

To give Customs something to do, obviously.

Not to mention, where the hell are people going to grow food?

- Dig huge caverns for agriculture?
- Use hydroponics, or manage to find or make some dirt-like growing medium?
- Construct massive gro-lights?
- Construct ginormous reactors to power the gro-lights, and the air conditioning, and the water pumps, etc ...

No thanks.

Or put another way, you make it more difficult for the Universe to cleanse itself of a rather nasty infestation of humans.