*cue dramatic music undertone*
It is my power. It is my curse. It is my responsibility.
*crescendo*
*fade to black*

*Begin Spoiler*


* Spoiler: It's not 100% her fault. A retcon in Children's Crusade revealed that she meddled with forces beyond her control to try and recreate her children. Those forces caused her to attack the Avengers in the Disassembled arc and eventually House of M.


*End Spoiler*

Power over the story itself? Blonde Phantom, She-Hulk, and Squirrel Girl. All three have comic awareness and can use that to their advantage (She-Hulk usually just threatens the writer or penciler, whereas Squirrel Girl defeats Bi Beast, Dr Doom, Deadpool, Galactus, MODOK, Thanos, and Wolverine). Their only male counterpart with this ability is Deadpool.

I know we all have blocked out XMen 3, but that movie was 100% about Jean Grey (and we knew it would be from the end of X2).

Invisible Woman has almost always been one of the most powerful and versatile superheroes in Marvel. She can knock out the Hulk. She can kill Wolverine. She can redirect a gamma bomb blast, saving the lives of all the other superheroes who have gathered (in that canon issue, her husband was already dead).

Yeah, I only have to connect to all of our machines with an admin account with psexec and run a c:\program files (x85)\PuTTY\pscp.exe -V with my admin account. Then I'll know if it's malware that I shouldn't run with an admin account. Huzzah!

While I agree that no one should be orking cows, I think beatings are a rather severe punishment.

That's not from the main putty page but is linked to from the main page.

And then a low flying helicopter gets its cabin illuminated and the maker of the automated laser blinding system gets to peacefully chat with SWAT teams.

Unless simply handling money doesn't result in your body absorbing enough cocaine

It's a safe bet that whoever rubbed the cocaine on the money in the first place likely has enough of it in them to be rubbing the metabolites on the money too.

Precious metals are only worth something because other people want them. Because they think the metals are worth something because other people want the metals because they think they're worth something because... They're pretty, they're partly lasting and they're rare. Until they're not: aluminum used to be a valuable metal. Now I coat my armpits with it every morning, and half the metal objects I own are aluminum.
If you're expecting a big crash, you're better off purchasing items of utility or improving your land for raising food.

Wake me an hour before the chroniton is discovered.

This is exactly the model newspapers and magazines use. TV and radio also use it when they aren't rebroadcasting national broadcast as a local affiliate. These media, no matter how small the companies involved, seem to have a way to communicate with advertisers. This is also the way we did web business 20 years ago. One of my jobs as a webmaster back then was to switch banner ads with a directory of images from the graphics guy. Five seconds with a script, complete with image renames. Easily automate-able. Of course vetting the images for security vulnerabilities might take slightly longer these days. Might be easier to process and resave them with imagemagick than run them through various security software (as long as imagemagick doesn't have a known exploit).

Ad blockers would not have been necessary if we didn't have ad networks distributing malware.