Depends on how hard you bash Phil Schiller in the head with one.

Probably a new fleshlight HW module under development by Lennart.

Wait! There's a guy at Apple in charge of who gives/gets head? Does he decide on time of day, locations & frequency as well? Whats the salary?

I wonder if some security boffin might publish on github some iptables rate limiting rules in the same vein as dropping inbound ssh connections, but for any outbound IOT device traffic. Perhaps an ISO/ECMA mandated IOT ID byte in the MAC address after vendor ID [FE]? It appears iptables wont match against a MAC Regular Expression in filters.The manpage seems to require requires a fully qualified MAC. In lieu of revising the source code, the logic can be inverted and limit all addresses that aren't specifically allowed, pretty cumbersome, might easier & quicker to revise. Is there a list of vendor MAC ID for the offending devices (dont really care if there are collateral hits on other products from the same vendor, its just a rate limit not a total block, adjust the limit case by case). I wonder how feasible it would be for Cisco, et al. to provide DDOS mitigation access control lists/processors to block such at the source site or ISP.

this should be your signature

How many runaways have the money to purchase an apple product?

LEO should rent the botnets and attack a honeypot, record the attacking IP addresses and require the ISP to notify/filter the owners.

Any chance you could publish those policies to github or googledocs?

Tom Cruise being right is about as likely as him being tall.

wear it in an ankle holster

I have fond memories of cyclamate sweetened Kool-Aid, maybe Trumpification will restore it to good graces.

hmm, maybe require scans from different manufacturers (three or more would be best). Not necessarily at each precent, but all ballots to be scanned multple times at a more centralized/secure location before integration for final tally.

Its a two patty cheeseburger stack with "thousand-island" dressing as the primary condiment instead of conventional ketchup/mustard, the recipe was "borrowed" from the "Big Boy" franchise restaurant chain where it was called a "Big Boy" .

Paging J. Michael Straczynski

Mixing saline bodily fluids and electrical equipment likely voids the warranty and that it's not the volts, its the amperage that's the real danger.