Soulskill, it would have been better if you had done your taxes in time instead of spamming us with your favorite books for April 1st.

I'll torrent via the UK link of my VPN to give them some work to do.

Hi,

I'm a Nigerian Prince^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h your boss ....

so 1% by all the Californians, 1% Google, 1% Apple, 1% Tesla and 1% who ?

I sure need some 'home service' from time to time.

If Amazon can save me all that time in the adult classifieds, I'm all for it.

Luckily the guy didn't email those world-leaders with all the recipients in the to: field, they would 'reply all' for the next 20 years and nothing would get done.

What happened? Did he order an expensive full attack on an encrypted container with dozens of people and they got a shopping list after 2 years?

"the Secret Service is recruiting some of its best athletes to serve as pretend fence jumpers"

Why? There seem to be plenty of amateurs doing quite well in that discipline.

Shouldn't they train to stop the real jumpers when they get down on the other side?
That's where the deficit seems to be.

"How deadly are these cars in a crash?"

Nobody ever died. In the 'normal' F1, they had 50 fatal accidents 'til this day.

"Formula E's largely a joke in the motorsport fraternity."

'First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.'

Mahatma Gandhi

"You know your product is crap when you have to create a market for it."

You mean like smartphones, tablets, smartwatches, HD TV and so on?
It seems to work from where I watch.

"The current engine formula for F1 is V6 turbo hybrids which use 100kg of fuel for a race distance (typically ~305km,"

My car needs less than 10 kg for 300km and it's not even a hybrid.

Reminds me of a sanitary control in a restaurant I witnessed, when the inspectors came in, the owner said:

"I was just going to change the fat in the fryer when you walked in."

It needs a sayhellotomylittlefriend tag.

April 1st this year 3 days early?