...they got banned by 6241 online casinos and bragging here is the only thing left?

I watched it several weeks ago. (news for nerds?)
It's not bad but if you read the story it ruins it somewhat for you.

Put some tiny wheels under it and call it a hauler.

That was just the subluxations, Doctor Bob.

You're both wrong, real electronics is rubbing a cat against a glass rod.

"Any airbags would have to be integrated into the seats."

I have 3 airbags in my seat right now and I don't even have a Benz.

"Humans can recognize things in real world which machine can't without learning first. "

Alas, no. People see what they expect to see, their brain is hardwired that way.
That's why they never see the biker, they expect to see cars only in the mirror.
Machines do not make that mistake.

"Meanwhile, back in the real world, my car can't even figure out when I say 'redial', and gets about four of of ten numbers wrong when I try to dial a number directly."

That's because it's not a Benz.

...some bad India jokes:

  I'm Gonna Jump

  In Mumbai, a man is going to jump off the building.
Up rushes good Hindu cop to talk him down.
Cop yells up to the man "Don't jump! Think of your father" Man replies "Haven't got a father; I'm going to jump."
The cop goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers, sister, etc. Each time man says "haven't got one; going to jump."
Desperate the cop yells up "Don't jump! Think of Lord Krishna"
Man replies "Who is that?"
Cop yells "Jump, Muslim! You're blocking traffic!"

  Two Accountants

One day two accountants, who were best friends, were walking together down the street.
One was a Hindu and constantly berated the other for eating meat!
After stopping for a hot dog, the Hindu erupted "Why do you eat meat?, Do you even know what's in that hot dog? You know, you are what you eat!"
The American replied "I am what I eat, an uncontrollable vicious animal (beating his chest)"
As they stepped off the curb a speeding car came around the corner and ran the Hindu over.
The American called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able.
The injured Hindu was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared.
He told the uninjured American, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through."
"The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

  Currency Exchange
A hindu man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 5000 rupees and walked out with $100.
The following week, he walked in with another 5000 rupees, and was handed $84.
He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations."
The hindu man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

"It's not unusual for my gf and I to get in a car, drive for an hour at random, and then let the satnav drive us back."

Try that in LA a couple of times.
You'll need no app anymore.
Ever.

Since I read several years ago about a scientific application that can identify and count each an every penguin that comes waddling in front of the camera, I'm waiting for a visual bird-indentifying app for my feeding house.

Also an app to identify each an every bird that's singing in my neighborhood and counting even individuals of the same species.

"Is this a way to generate... gravity?"

It doesn't matter. It literally makes stuff out of 'thin air', that's the cool part.

Forcing people back to using Torrents and refusing their money.
One more nail in the TV-coffin.

"we better keep an eye out for the Crystalline Entity. That thing is a bitch and a half."

Her name is Karma.

"Almost half of the surveyed employees say their employer either forbids or explicitly blocks access to certain websites at the office."

That's why people bring their iPads and use their cellphone's connection to play games and buy stuff on company dime.