“And now, young cobalt-60 thieves...... You will die.”

I thought your story was going to go like this...

When I hear about bitcoin's founder I am reminded of a homeless man I met in Palo Alto in the 1990's, in his 30's or 40's. He used to stand on the street chanting weird things and you would think he was insane, which he was. But if you talked to him, you'd realize he was pretty smart too. Anyhow, he told me about how he was getting his P.H.D. in Economics from Yale, but they rejected his thesis which was basically about private currency, as his professors equated it with counterfeiting and he subsequently went semi-mad according to him. This guy was a smart homeless guy but also a little crazy, his shopping cart had various gadgets powered by car battery, and I think there was a reason he was hanging out in the valley at that time. Find him, and you will find the creator of bitcoin. Anyway, after he was all done telling me this, he looked intently at me and said, "By the way, can you spare some change? I need about tree fiddy."

Young, massive, and hot: Pick any two.

Chimpanzees absolutely cannot function in human society. When they become agitated, people around them lose hands and eyes. If they're lucky.

"I don't know... It's not wise to upset a chimpanzee."
"But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid."
"That's 'cause a droid don't pull people's arms outta their sockets when they lose. Chimpanzees have been known to do that."

Well, yes, that was a short-term consequence of it. But what it actually meant, in the long term (and why it was such a briliiant tactic!) is that it encouraged states to free their slaves in order to gain even more representation — because those "other persons" would then count as 1.0 as free persons, as opposed to only 0.6 as slaves. In other words, the slave-holding states were tricked by their own greed. It's brilliant.

Maybe you could have the eyeball explode or get shot with a bullet or poked with a sharp stick after two seconds? That would get the point across that you're shutting down the eye so it can't see anymore.

That eyeball freaks me out. When I see your web page, I immediately think you're saying: "Install my software and I can watch you just like I'm looking through this peephole."

Witch Burning Teslas In the News Ford Recalls Almost 140,000 Escapes

I thought it was called the clitoris mouse. Whose nipples are that small?

No, your years are quite wrong, actually. 640x480 (VGA) was common by 1987-88. In 1985 it was 640x350 (EGA). In 1995 we had already gotten past 800x600 and were on 1024x768.

Agreed. I'm 7.5" and I need it all the time.

Too many shadows, whispering voices
faces on posters, too many choices
If? When? Why? What?
How much have you got?
Have you got it? Do you get it?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose
a hard or soft option?

s/cheeck/cheek/ Too much coffee tonight; forgot how to English properly.

It was meant tongue-in-cheeck.

10 PRINT "HELLO, WORLD!"
20 END
RUN
HELLO, WORLD!

Yup, still works without any tweaking!