Toyota is not nicer than Toyota. VAG cars are unreliable heaps of electrical failures, just like a Chrysler.
Sure they are, or are you saying a Yaris is as nice as a Camry?
Yeah, if you want something that will be in the shop extracting one to two thousand dollars out of your pocket every few thousand miles, by all means, buy a high-end Audi, BMW, or Mercedes.
I've owned the latter two, and if you take them to the shop for everything, yes, they will cost you more, but it's not every few thousand miles by a long shot. You can DIY for about the same as other vehicles, even a few classes lower.
You'll have less maintenance problems with an F150 than you will with any of that German shit you mentioned. There's a reason why the F-Series is the most popular vehicle in the world.
Except I don't want to drive a 12 mpg bucket of soon to be rust with all the excitement of a horse drawn carriage, unless, of course, I spend as much or more than one of those aforementioned imports. And honestly, I don't recall a well-running F150 above 75K that wasn't a constant source of repair work. They'll run without all that work, but not well. I personally didn't own one, but have several friends that do. The highest mileage one was around 120K.
I have bought German cars, so I well know what that's actually like — nowhere near as rosy as you suggest.
Perhaps I've just been lucky or by working on them myself, avoided some of what you've experienced? I'd say less than $2K spent across 100K miles excluding tires is not an unreasonable amount, on any of my last 3 vehicles. 100K is, admittedly a magic number, because that's when a whole slew of maintenance items come due, all pretty close together. If you combine them all, and DIY, you'll come out the other side for less than $2K and a weekend's work, resulting in what should be another 50+K of relatively maintenance free driving if you don't track your car (excluding oil changes). If you have the dealership do it all, well, let's just say it might be enough to pay for a new car.