Thought crime? I just had a job where the military-maffiozos infected my gloves with some kind of fungus cancer to rot my hands down to showcase Obamacare and importance of health insurance, the new bio-implants and robotic, mind-controlled appendages. They have a big selection of IED amputees coming home from our stupid wars in the middle east, and they'd love to have ergonomic titanium limbs that work better than your arms. My hands hurt like a biatch, and I don't usually give a crap about carpal tunnel syndrome, but this was no carpal tunnel, because carpal tunnel hurts in specific ways, such as, if you shake your hands and the blood flow constriction temporarily releases, you feel a sudden warmth everywhere it was numbly tingling from oxygen degradation. This was localized to a specific area, it did not tingle/feel numb just hurt like something is digesting my meat, and in areas that were not overworked muscles - at the base of the ring finger for instance. I had to use a roach killer/bleach combo as a chemotherapy soak every time I woke up at night (boric acid plus sodium hypochlorite, gives a little perborate too, and perborate is devastating to almost all fungi, this includes most meat cancer - hey it's cheaper than a hospital chemo that makes your hair fall out, plus you don't even get it right away, first they take you to the nuthouse and hold you down and shoot you up for Haldol for hallucinating pain in your hand when they can't detect anything.) Also diaper rash ointment, 40% zinc oxide in vaseline, nonstop, all over my face that keeps getting infected by "coldsore virus herpes simples" fungi against which zinc oxide and other antifungals work great, every time I wake up something new on my face, like i get gassed with anesthetics while I'm sleeping, and that's why the floor behind my toilet is ripped up because I used to not predictably stay asleep, and that's my windows are so fucking small), and diaper rash ointment, all over my hands too. Sometimes I forgot to put it on my hands before I stuck it in the gloves (btw, they left some perfectly good but used gloves laying around, just in case they have to blame it on where I caught the infection from, it's from some other guy for whom it was a symbiotic fungus but it was infectious to me, or some explanation like that.) Zinc chloride is one of the most environmentally friendly wood preservatives against fungal attacks, invented around 1905, much better than the copper arsenate antifungals even as recently as 1990's that can kill a whole family with arsenic fumes if burnt in a wood stove. So zinc oxide, diaper rash ointment, is a meat fungus, meat cancer killer. You have to be careful when you kill off all fungi you become vulnerable to attack, as having a symbiotic resident fungi that protects you, as its turf from other fungi, protects you from catching cancer, and that's how cancer is not infectious, because most healthy people have good defensive fungi in them, even if these fungi rebel as pimples when hit with brominated vegetable oil in mountain dew, or dioxin from agent orange -like things, so antifungals should be used only when necessary, and then go lay on the ground in some public park to inhale/catch some healthy soil fungi.
Da Man, such as the Microsoft chiefs, and hospital chiefs, and even military chiefs, would love to entice my interest in mind control robotic appendages, as they are running out of good ways to make money, and they need something radical that improves lives, where you cut your good arms off to get titanium arms and legs that can lift 500-800 lbs compared to a mere 120 with your regular muscles. Imagine the awesome new breed of soldiers with tatoos, body piercings, blue punk mohawks, and titanium legs and arms who can jump unto the roof like a cat from standing still. And the most important part is mind control, and in that, mind reading, so that intellectual property rights can be properly policed. As in dude, I have the dumb today, cannot think, or more like cannot afford to think about anything, because the intellectual property royalty fees on all these thoughts are too expensive, and I'm fucking broke, and Da Man claimed intellectual property ownership to all possible thoughts in the world. Freedom of speech? Haha. How about freedom of thought, and keeping quiet about it. Enjoy it while you can because the days of freedom of thought are numbered. When they can read them. It starts with these fuckin mind control gaming devices, then mind control robotic arms and legs, then mind policing mandatory chip implants. The future is organic? Maybe not so sure. You are gonna be borg, half human, half machine, with a borg-like interconnected brain, and the megabrain will gradually be more and more silicon and less and less human, but that's ok, because this artificial intelligence thing is you, you are Da Megabrain machine eating up all silicon in the solar system, or more like you are a part of it. I say fuck Da Megabrain. Fuck Da Machine. Fuck Da Man and fuck mind control. In fact fuck Obamacare too while we're at it. Couple more days and I'm fully insurance free. In fact that's like my new motto - live insurance free or die. And fuck Monsanto too, and their bioengineered intellectual property crap. They claim intellectual property in a phosphorescing monkey that glows like a firefly at night. They can do that with the same technology that makes seeds roundup ready, in fact the monkey is roundup ready, and all the fish in the oceans, and all the humans are gonna have to be roundup ready, because the whole world is gonna be sprayed with roundup version 59.1.43-beta2, that kills every lifeform except roundup ready ones. And then they claim intellectual property in phosphorescing people. Why should you carry a flashlight in the dark when you can glow like a firefly? Or focus a beam out of your hand when you're looking into dark crevices while repairing your car. At will, turn it on and off with your mind. You think they are just gonna let phosphorescing color-of the rainbow chameleon skin camouflage people just be for free, without paying an intellectual property existence fee to Monsanto? Slavery is illegal, but slavery is only related to humans, and once we legally redefine what a human is, these artificial biotech phosphorescing titanium legged soldier grandchildren of yours are not gonna fall in that category in the eyes of the law. Monsanto's motto is that no food in the world shall be grown that we don't own, intellectually speaking. That's for now. The real goal is that there shall be no lifeform on the planet that we don't own, I mean there will be still some native white or black people, kept on some reservation, and because they are not roundup ready, their days are numbered when accidental releases get into the reservations and kill a bunch of them. You know what? Fuck Monsanto. Fuck technology.
I wanna keep my real fingers to jack off with. A super powerful titanium finger or tool like Jack the ripper had as a hook, metal fingers like that might crush my sensitive little dick in the heat of the moment. I love my short little stumpy fingers with the chewed nails on it just the way they are. How am I gonna bite my nails if they get replaced by titanium fingers? Or they're gonna create and add-on, an accessory that grows nail like things that are edible so you don't even have to spit it out? As long as the customer is willing to pay for it.