Comment Too bad (Score 1, Funny) 341
Now Hillary Clinton will have to tag her daughter for the VP slot.
Now Hillary Clinton will have to tag her daughter for the VP slot.
In the US the lever is adjusting the tax rate whereas in the EU governments simply give generous bags of cash directly to corporations. It's a different kind of protectionism but the effect is the same.
He must have a book to sell or a consulting gig with Obama.
CBS just repeats what he tells them to.
First DUI conviction; license suspended for life. Second DUI, assuming the first was under this new law, and 10 years in prison. Mandatory. I bet the rate of drunk drivers goes down real fast. Third conviction life in prison no parole.
Declare it racist then all problems are solved.
something something something racism something something misogyny something something fucking kill all the fucking Jews.
Get as high as fuck and beyond literally every waking second. And if you can still blaze up at all you're not smoking enough. There should be a 4oz a day minimum requirement. Then double it and double it again. What could possibly go wrong?
Then all the white people, then the heteros, then of course, the Jews. At least progressives will have a smile on their faces for a whole 5 minutes for the first time in their miserable lives.
Which is barely scraping by with 3G in most places. 4G is a bullshit fantasy and if you're a Sprint customer there's always sticking your head out the window and screaming if you want to actually reach someone with a bandwidth higher than smoke signals.
If you think the EU workers unions are going to let you put a single bus driver out of work you are drunk and on drugs. And if all you were going to do anyway was a net change of zero in the number of vehicles on the road PLUS eliminate the travel on demand aspects then you might be functionally retarded.
I predict a fiery death somewhere over the Indian ocean.
Call a few status meetings to review the status of your status meeting meeting meeting status review meetings. Metrics my boy! Metrics metrics metrics metrics.
The problem isn't that no one knows HOW to drive a car at 85mph it's that no one pays enough attention. People pretty much drive like they're learning to drive in a parking lot now. They act randomly and you never know what they might do. Could be going 50 in a parking lot, could be pulling out blindly into 4 lanes of traffic, could be making a right turn from the far left lane, could be stopping randomly for no reason, or going 35 on the highway, could be blasting through a 5 way intersection or stopping at a traffic circle waiting for an imaginary stoplight. Wait for the first person to t-bone some farm equipment that just pulled out into the road w/o looking.
Everywhere. Kill them all. But wait, what will women complain about then?
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