Oh, you "commute" sounds like something a communist might do... But seriously good for you, but it's even better to work from home. Muahahaha

Steven King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is...

Oh, you're out of touch then, Mike Johnson just split them into separate votes yesterday.

Every major cloud provider is running on Linux, not just embedded. Even Microsoft's Azure cloud is running on Linux.

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It's a street in Omaha

What the hell are you talking about?

And Microsoft's Surface line (Which is intended to directly compete with Mac laptops) also has soldered/glued everything. Won a Surface Pro 7 at a conference a couple years ago. Was excited til I got it home, realized it had 4GB RAM and you can't upgrade it. My wife is happy with it, gave it to her. For me, it was worthless. I stick to Dell's Precision line of laptops - upgradable and the power of a desktop machine. With fans!!

You ordered a Mac with upgradable RAM? Recently? On the M1/2/3 line? You're lying.

You sound weak, you can't carry a real laptop?

"will make the fans spin faster (and louder)" -- Uh, we're talking Macs, so no fans, no matter how much it would make sense, they just aren't "cool enough" for fruit-fuckers.

I'ma start calling you "Dipshit" cause you are...

MS "Sequel" Server? You're admitting you're lying stating it like that.

Don't matter. Nowadays, Linux is the #1 OS on the planet, by a long way. Unix doesn't matter anymore.

"IRIX, Solaris, Tru64, AIX, or HPUX" -- Why would I want to waste my time with those dinosaurs? If you can't get performance out of Linux or Windows then you're just not very good at systems.