Betteridge's law states that you can answer the question in the headline with "no", not that it is the correct answer.

That's not a particularly useful law then, is it?

How about we at least stop putting concussed kids back on the field?

Wouldn't that be the point of using the sensors? Strict rules, easily enforced. Seems like a (pardon the pun) no-brainer to me.

The copyright holder don't care. As long as the university is stopping people from downloading free content

Why in the world would they want to stop people? They're making money from it! They have incentive to make it as easy as possible. Their best strategy is likely to be to ignore most of it and issue the occasional small fine. That both keeps it going and fills their coffers.

Hint for internet tough guys: don't boast about your fencing skills unless you habitually wear a sword.

Maybe he meant he built sheep enclosures and stuff.

He doesn't want any trouble, but if you hit him, he has every right to pummel you to mush.

He does? Is this some sort of special "Bouncer Exclusion" to the normal assault laws?

That instructor, despite earning A's on all my papers, gave me a C for the course.

Well obviously she graded on a curve. Thank you ladies and germs, I'll be here all week.