Somebody should have told them what a bad idea it is to involve oneself in unethical or immoral, that is to say, "messy," dealings in that state.

"Oh puhhhhlease Brer Islamofascist, whutEVAH yew dew, don't crash our Texas prophet drawing contest!"

Way to ruin the circlejerk.

And your transistors were invented by a eugenicist. You're using a computer. Why do you hate black people?

Why not all three?

To be fair, the boogeyman is scary as shit, and I fully support the War on The Boogeyman. Every American deserves to be safe from what's under their bed and/or in their closet, and blankets can't protect you all the time.

See, and that's why all the good drug-dealing jobs go to the illegals. Americans just think some jobs are beneath them. Tsk, tsk.

(good luck on your job hunt, though).

That was fun to read. Patronizing, but fun.

I hate how much I like Visual Studio and C# in general.

Only because all their greenhouses fled here.

Yeah, but the request for bids specifically required the organization have 8 years of experience with Microsoft Office 2010, and they couldn't find any American companies that did.

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Emoticon.

They also need to evaluate the qualifications stated, have a competent technical person who can determine if the stated qualifications are reasonable, and review the qualifications of the person who eventually gets the job.

Otherwise they do they old "Requires 8 years experience in SQL Server 2014" shuffle. It's an impossible requirement, so no American can claim to "meet the requirements." If you say on your resume you do have 8 years experience in SQL Server 2014 (because it's not that different from previous versions) they reject you for "lying" and say "ugh, see, we really can't find any Americans to fill this position! They're not even honest, lying about their qualifications!" Then they hire the H1-B and ignore the stated requirement.

None of this will ever happen, of course.

"Sir? Sir, no, no, you're not allowed to whip the office staff, sir."

"Oh, right, right. Ugh, who can keep all these obscure rules straight?!"

The Church's teachings do not fit neatly into a red/blue box, on moral or economic issues. For instance the Church is opposed to abortion (red!) and the death penalty (blue!). The Church teaches against both the greed inherent in "unfettered capitalism" and the soul-crushing nature of an all-powerful State enforcing communism. The best description of the Church's preferred economic ideology is Distributism.