Headline contains the word "your" and is therefore clickbait.

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I couldn't even do that properly. The images seem to be segmented.

What are the chances of someone texting me while I'm in their underwear?

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Alternative reply: Way ahead of you.

OT, but that's marketing hype. It's neither 3d nor holographic.

It's a Pepper's Ghost of (probably) a projection. Very much 2D.

Yes, but there are many many more stories about asshole idiot trolls being maligned as asshole idiot trolls.

But those stories are boring so no-one tells them.

Err, yes. As the first line of the summary points out.

Therein lies the problem. It's not funny your way, and it's not funny the other way that people come up with when they realise it's not funny the first way.

Is that a joke? It doesn't seem to be a very good one.

Hyper cool, friend!

Ads? What is "ads"?

They only filmed Lord of the Rings over there because the landscape is so flat and featureless, it's easy to mark and 3D track for the later addition of CGI mountains.

If I remember the ending of Eddie Murphy's 1992 comedy The Distinguished Gentleman correctly, and I'm pretty sure I do, they are not. And I dare you to come up with a better citation than that!

I remember a story about a guy who was said to have claimed that he did that. I don't think we ever actually heard the real truth of it, though.