In the meantime I've told you how many Linux-based systems don't use bash as their default shell. The reality being opposite to your arbitrary statement that "the vast majority" of them do.
In terms of the ratio of Linux distributions which use Bash as the default shell versus those that do not, the vast majority still use Bash. As I mentioned earlier, Debian-based distributions use dash as the default system shell, but Bash remains the default interactive shell, and many scripts specify #!/bin/bash in their shebang line.
That last bit is important, because we're living in times where an increasing number of developers are releasing code for network daemons which are designed to be easily run under unprivileged user accounts by those same users. Regardless of how secure the daemons themselves may be, the simple fact that they're executed with Bash as their parent process means they're vectors for system compromise from bugs like Shellshock. Should developers take additional measures to spawn their processes under a different shell? Perhaps, but only if problems like Shellshock are known, and should a similar bug be discovered in the true Bourne shell (or whatever else), we'd still be in the same position.
You should. Its purpose is to override other people's posts when you have something important to say.
The karma bonus posting option is enabled by default for a reason. When people who have an established track record of saying meaningful things (as determined by the up-modded metric) post comments, those comments are automatically ranked higher. Likewise, the moderation system provides for down-modding of any given comment, which has the side effect of karma reduction for the "offending" poster. The fact that you don't like what someone has to say is really of little consequence unless you have mod points; this is by design.
Did he laugh about Debian/kFreeBSD? Did he laugh about OSX? Did he laugh about Cygwin or SUA? No, but he laughed about a minority subset of Linux distributions, and called them "Linux", having an uninformed reader believe that the bug is in Linux (it isn't) or that all Linux distributions are affected (many aren't). He was so aware of this fact, that he posted anonymously.
Let's get a few things straight in terms of my perspective on this whole ordeal. Most of my infrastructure runs on Debian, and the remainder runs on FreeBSD, OpenBSD, and Solaris. I understand your sentiment in feeling offended at this situation being labelled a "Linux problem," and I think the original poster is a positive dickhead for what he wrote. That said, I recognize that the reality of the situation is that around the globe, most of the systems affected by this bug will be Linux-based servers. There's no escaping this fact, as unfortunate as it may be. Given these circumstances, it is very much a "Linux problem," regardless of the fact that the kernel isn't to blame.
For a little perspective, I do infosec for a living (spending a fair amount of my time developing exploits from scratch, in fact), and I'm a senior guy who is intimately involved with promulgating guidance for rapidly patching a ridiculous number of servers against this sort of problem across several datacenters spanning multiple continents. It sucks, but software isn't perfect. We do what we have to do in situations like this and keep moving.