Probably someone who hasn't discovered --no-install-recommends yet.

Clearly they should form a new organization: Future Farmers of Luna.

Get it?

I don't have space in my apartment for a large black obelisk just sitting around being cool. Can I lay it on its side and use it as a table?

Clearly HD means that the audio is 1080 pees wide.

How's Python 3 adoption coming along? (and they worked so hard to make it forwards and backwards compatible if you remember to put parentheses around your print arguments!)

As I understand it, the cable would become an antenna for whatever's going on in the cage.

Death camp implies that they're interested in spending money on killing you when there's a perfectly serviceable gutter for you to crawl into.

Just tell me whom to trust and whom to not.

"Trust us"

But does it run Windows?

publically funded projects to bring high speed broadband

In the US we gave our telcos massive tax cuts in the 90s in exchange for fiber rollout. The telcos took the money and ran.

Faraday cages are nice until you need to stick a wire through them to plug into the wall. Enjoy your battery life (and/or jiggawatt laser outside pointed through the mesh at a solar panel inside)

Now I'm curious what happend to Case1, Case2, and Copy of copy of case3 [8].doc.

This is why I deal with equipment where I can A) crossship (bonus points for letting me ship the drive faceplate instead of the whole thing) and B) swap the drive out myself.

This has been solved by everyone not following tutorials from the 80s asking them to use xhost + to allow everyone everywhere to connect to your display.

systemd-screenlockerd saves the day!

Of course, it requires systemd-moused, systemd-keyboardd, systemd-windowd, systemd-X11d, and finally systemd-logind. Right now there's some compatibility issues that have been in the bug tracker for a year or so, so for best results you should also ditch KDE or gnome and go with systemd-windowd-managerd and systemd-menud. There's a few incompatible apps as well, if you have problems try using systemd-webbrowserd (requires systemd-networkd) and systemd-xtermd (requires systemd-fontd and systemd-shelld). Thunar works fine though for browsing files, as long as they're in the systemd folder.