All that proves is why multiple comparisons correction is so important, and why everyone uses it.

You didn't actually read the article you linked to, did you?

Hell, even if traffic laws didn't, running out into the highway (or just stopping your car on it) is not exactly safe. The nice thing to do would be to rescue the thing, but not at significant risk to your own health/life.

Even if that were true (not going to beat a dead horse there) all it takes is one (unfortunate for us, fortunate for the virus) mutation to throw that out the window.

Not these days. You can be infected without symptoms for almost a fucking month, and the damn things remains viable for two! Hell, even if you survive, it's still in you and can still be transmitted via fluid exchange for a week.

You go ahead and trust that the mortality rate will stop it. We'll see how well that works out...

It is?

Maybe for the same reason you might end a question with a period instead of a question mark? (no reason at all)

Yea, they better not fucking do that... again...

Your analogy is unacceptable. You should have written it in Esperanto. Esperanto is the new standard for analogies from corporate. Also, you should have simultaneously posted it to your FaceBook account which you are required to have if you wish to perform analogy services on this network. Furthermore, you did not submit your prose to the grammar nazi trolls, or allocate time for analogy review in the scheduling program. Please rectify these discrepancies and I will get back to you during my appointed window for analogy review, Tuesdays from 2 to 4:20PM.

Since you are on Fedora already, I'd recommend FreeIPA. It'll give you more than your LDAP+PAM for centralized authentication and authorization, like Host-based Access Control, centralized sudoers policy, DNS, etc.

However, it wouldn't accomplish any of the tasks you specifically asked for out-of-the-box. I was thinking you could write some of these tasks as FreeIPA plugins.

New poll: Death Star trench or Lower Wacker Drive?

Careful, the next one might have "smart" quotes!

LOL, hate to feed the troll but I can't help but be reminded of this All in the Family scene. Would it make you feel any better if they were killed by private associations?

Give me BIND or give me... well, nothing. BIND of GTFO.