But it is, because it's about you when I say it's not about you, so it can't not be about you, even though it says right there that it's not about you, but it has to be about you because it makes a statement and NOW I'M DIZZY! SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!

When I pull the strings that make you dance for me?

Thanks to some mod-bombing cocksmoker. Funny how the guy who squeals like a pig over any down mod is the first one to spend 7+ points modding me down. We know who you are, you make it obvious.

Time for some blatant and shameless karma whoring on the front page, I guess.

And to the mod-bomber? Go fuck your power sander, dumbass.

No one can rant like me, sweetcheeks!

LOVE AND KISSES,
Red

I'm not a goddamn conservative, so pull your head out of your fucking ass you cocksmoking dumbass.

I troll you because I troll idiots. In other words, I troll you because you fucking deserve it.

You guys are like my progeny. Imitation being the most sincere form of flattery and all.

Who's your daddy? It's me! I'm your daddy! Wanna know why I'm your daddy?



Because I fucked your momma. Oh yeah...

Dumbasses. Carry on, my progeny! You make your Father proud!

I confirm that pudge_confirmer is the little chicken shit that mod bombed me.

Wanna know how I know this?

A user had given a moderation of Offtopic (-1) to your comment, Re:you catch more fish if you use good bait, attached to What the fuck is wrong with these dumbasses?. That moderation has now been undone, probably due to the user posting in the discussion after moderating in it. Your comment is currently scored Normal (1).

A user had given a moderation of Flamebait (-1) to your comment, Re:cause your game is stale and modly, dippy, attached to What the fuck is wrong with these dumbasses?. That moderation has now been undone, probably due to the user posting in the discussion after moderating in it. Your comment is currently scored Normal (1).

I confirm that the only person to post in that journal entry after mod bombing me (in my own fucking journal no less) is pudge_confirmer.

What a miserable little coward. You got something to say to me, dumbass? C'mon in and say it, but don't be a little chickenshit about it.

Help me! Heeeeeeeelp me!



You dumbasses think I give a shit about being downmodded? I can karma whore with the best of them, you know.

Relationship Change
sent by Slashdot Message System on Saturday June 20, @12:05AM

Jimmy_Slimmy (1499943) has made you their friend.
If you'd like to, view or edit your friends and foes.

Relationship Change
sent by Slashdot Message System on Sunday June 21, @12:05AM

pudge_confirmer (1504761) has made you their friend.
If you'd like to, view or edit your friends and foes.

They must be new here.

And you dumbasses haven't picked up on my AC trolling.

Fact is, we're on a roll and only we are aware of it.

.. but you were all already thinking it.

Fuckers.

Don't make me send the SmellyBum over there.

Dumbass.

Waaaaaaaaah a dumbass foed me
Waaaaaaaaah then the same dumbass foed someone else.
HALP! I HAS TEH VAPORZ!

I'm changing the party affiliation on my voter registration card from Democrat to Independent.

I don't suffer fools well, and that's what the current Democratic leadership are. You've got Joe Biden telling people "you know what the website number is" on national TV - what the fuck does that mean, Joe? That we all know the IP address? Are you too stupid to add a DNS entry? Then there's stuttering uh uh teleprompter Jesus Obama who can't make it through a single speech without losing his place and leaving an awkward pause mid-sentence.

If this is what it looks like with "the adults in charge", then put the fucking kids back in there.

See, this is why I voted for Hillary in the Primary. I knew the Child-King was going to be a bad one. And a hearty fuck you to His Majesty for repealing Bill Clinton's 1996 welfare reform.

C'mon people, that State of the Union speech was an embarassment. It was like watching fat lesbian porn - you don't want to watch, but you keep watching until.. oh, no, what is she doing, ok stop I can't take it anymore.

When you promise to cut the deficit after you just fucking doubled it you look like a tool. When you make a total dork like Jindal look good, you're doing something completely wrong.

Now I know what some of you are going to say: Red, you're just trolling us. You can't be serious. You're smarter than that.

To that I say: Fuck you. This shit is embarassing, and if the Donks think they're getting another dime or vote from me anytime soon, they're mistaken.

Keep pissing me off, and I'll join the GOP. They hate you all almost as much as I do.

Fuck it, I don't care. I'm bored of it already.

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