Comment Full reboot (Score 1) 137
Simply pretend that the old ones didn't exist and go back to the awe and wonder of having the restart and discover the whole thing again.
What made this movie far less enjoyable was that they built a park full of angry dinos and oddly enough the angry dinos got way out of control. Sort of hard to believe when they are literally sitting on the remains of a park destroyed by out of control angry dinos.
Minimally I would think that they would have layer upon layer of solutions for any one of the dinos getting out and rampaging. This would include something like an implant that explodes/incapacitates on command or if there is an attempt at removing it.
The next layer would be lots of heavy calibre dino killing munitions.
Next in the future the walkie talkies could talk to space let alone around a large zoo.
Lastly why would some loves-the-people CEO have an angry military department one step away from a coup d'etat? Plus one helicopter and one pilot in that huge mountainous facility?
Basically the entire plan seemed to be to build the worst zoo ever and keep pushing it until it broke apart.
Even if the giant dino hadn't gotten out then they would have had one a year later that was a full on fire breathing dragon. Then the next year they would have cooked up the worm things from Tremors. Or tribbles for the gift shop.
What made this movie far less enjoyable was that they built a park full of angry dinos and oddly enough the angry dinos got way out of control. Sort of hard to believe when they are literally sitting on the remains of a park destroyed by out of control angry dinos.
Minimally I would think that they would have layer upon layer of solutions for any one of the dinos getting out and rampaging. This would include something like an implant that explodes/incapacitates on command or if there is an attempt at removing it.
The next layer would be lots of heavy calibre dino killing munitions.
Next in the future the walkie talkies could talk to space let alone around a large zoo.
Lastly why would some loves-the-people CEO have an angry military department one step away from a coup d'etat? Plus one helicopter and one pilot in that huge mountainous facility?
Basically the entire plan seemed to be to build the worst zoo ever and keep pushing it until it broke apart.
Even if the giant dino hadn't gotten out then they would have had one a year later that was a full on fire breathing dragon. Then the next year they would have cooked up the worm things from Tremors. Or tribbles for the gift shop.