Or maybe we can goose step Dimon to jail, and burn JPMorgan to the ground financially.
Now that's the first pertinent response I've yet heard.
Why should we trust anything JP Morgan says when they are proven liars and frauds and they are protected by policy. The fact is that bank robbery has been conveniently been redefined as identity theft, therefore JP Morgan has less at stake when they say this happened. One minute they're secure, the next, they're not but they can point to the perpetrators with certainty. Yeah right, I trust them, its the commie gangster's fault. Not one US Banker has taken the fall yet, but we're supposed to blame Russia for our fucked up security and banking laws. Eric Holder will no doubt be well paid for his epic failure. Its unbelievable how distracted and hypnotized Americans have become lately. Common sense has eluded us. If we won't toss Dimon in jail then lets just make him President or drop him from B-2. Its really getting absurd. Russia is not our enemy, our policy is the problem we need fix first and foremost. WAKE UP AMERICA!!
I either NEVER had a sense of smell, or at least not since I was 5 years old. So I should have died over 25 years ago.
Same story for a high school girlfriend who was exceptional in every way. She said she lost her sense of smell at around 5 or 6 years of age and for no apparent reason .
Nothing else unusual, except for a nose missing from her face (... just kidding
Anecdotical counter-evidence: my uncle lost his sense of smell back in '94, arguably because he was smoking too much. He quit smoking in '95 and is still alive and well, 19 years later. He's born in 1942, if anyone cares to know.
Back in high school (Jurassic Period) my girlfriend Holly had absolutely no sense of smell. She said that she just stopped smelling things when she was very young, perhaps 5 or 6 for no apparent reason. Otherwise, she was completely healthy. She was a top scholar, a "triple threat" on the stage, beautiful, talented, creative, curvy, great kisser, the whole package. The fact that she couldn't smell anything was just a wonderful gift from the lord, as far as I was concerned. . High school was a great time for a girlfriend that could not smell my feet, my athletics, morning breath, beer, weed, ciggies, cheap cologne, other chicks, my friends, or my dog... it was ideal at the time. Suddenly farts were funny again.
But I wouldn't want to be around if babies arrived on the scene. If you cant smell baby shit then you're a public nuisance with infants. Anyway, she is still alive, 160 million years later....
I was recently struck by lightning. I am writing you to renew my request for a date per your stated conditions.
So, she let you slide on the subterranean ski-lift tickets?
..... and scantily clad women running around between them.
OK...how much for the scantily clad women? I'll be their best boy. I'll trade in a gaffer and key grip..
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