DRM Hole Sets Patch Speed Record For Microsoft 397
puppetman writes "Wired columnist Bruce Schneier has an article up called 'Quickest Patch Ever', about a patch that was issued within three days to fix a vulnerability in Windows Digital Rights Management (DRM)." From the article: "Now, this isn't a 'vulnerability' in the normal sense of the word: digital rights management is not a feature that users want. Being able to remove copy protection is a good thing for some users, and completely irrelevant for everyone else. No user is ever going to say: 'Oh no. I can now play the music I bought for my PC on my Mac. I must install a patch so I can't do that anymore.' But to Microsoft, this vulnerability is a big deal. It affects the company's relationship with major record labels. It affects the company's product offerings. It affects the company's bottom line. Fixing this 'vulnerability' is in the company's best interest; never mind the customer."
Re:Kinda blows their excuse (Score:5, Funny)
What day is it? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, I know! (Score:4, Funny)
I care! (Score:2, Funny)
Good thing MS was on the ball with this one. Can you imagine how many billions would be lost if they waited, say, six months [zdnet.co.uk] to fix that? They probably saved the entire econo--er, recording industry single-handedly!
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Like WGA (Score:2, Funny)
I can just see it now -
Re:Critical, or not? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Critical, or not? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Kinda blows their excuse (Score:5, Funny)
Clippy: It looks like you're trying to pirate some music, do you want me to:
1. Send your details to the RIAA
2. Delete your files
3. Ruin the files by overlaying Cliff Richard music into it?
Re:Kinda blows their excuse (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Critical, or not? (Score:3, Funny)
Wouldn't a pirate be more likely to say, "Ah! Treasure!" or "How nice! Treasure!"? Unless, of course, he dropped the chest on his own foot.
Re:Critical, or not? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh no, "Aaaaaarghhhhh!" is very pirate like. The full drawn out heavily accented version of 'ah' spoken at barely louder than standard volume helps establish the credibility and persona of the pirate, helping differentiate him from the Royal Navy captain ("Oh, I say!"), the unretrievably insane ("Twip Feeble Snarf!") and the common or garden ninja ("").