Microsoft to Acquire ProClarity 79
Gosalia writes "In order to increase its presence in the business intelligence market, Microsoft announced its plan to acquire business analytics software developer ProClarity. 'This acquisition advances our (business intelligence) strategy and our ability to deliver performance management applications to customers,' Jeff Raikes, Microsoft business division president, said in a statement."
The borg seem more appealing now... (Score:4, Funny)
'This acquisition advances our (business intelligence) strategy and our ability to deliver performance management applications to customers,' Jeff Raikes, Microsoft business division president, said in a statement.
Translates to: 'And.. Oh yeah, I'm going to be filthy rich!'
but (Score:2, Funny)
seriously though, i'd be interested in seeing how they take an incredibly complex app domain (in general) and try to fit it into a typical microsoft interface template, where things like selectively averaging columns in Excel is non-trivial...
Re:The borg seem more appealing now... (Score:4, Funny)
This is new and different! It's stupid management jargon
What Raikes really meant (Score:5, Funny)
ProClarity? (Score:4, Funny)
obligatory Simpsons (Score:4, Funny)
Bill Gates leaves, sniggering "checks? I didn't get rich writing checks!"
hmp.... I wonder why they don't show this one anymore....
Re:The borg seem more appealing now... (Score:3, Funny)
There's no jargon, just a paradigm-shifting wave of common sense management tactics. In the new system, you start out as a Feng Shui White Belt and work your way up to Shabby Chic Grand Master. All you have to do to begin is attend several confidence building sessions and knowledge empowerment courses, which complement the integrated business intelligence software environment.
"intelligence"? (Score:4, Funny)