LOTR Jumps the Shark 247
eggoeater writes "The latest incarnation of The Lord of the Rings is here in the form of musical theater and, as reported by Yahoo News, the reviews are not good. The Toronto production puts less emphasis on plot, character, and music, and concentrates more on hi-tech theatrics. The production uses a 40-ton, computer controlled stage with 17 elevators and the cast of 55 goes through 500 costumes in the 3 hour performance. Despite this, the same critics say it will be a big money-maker."
sharks not a problem (Score:4, Funny)
Don't miss the next theatrical masterpiece... (Score:2, Funny)
The whole trilogy?? (Score:5, Funny)
FRODO: Hi there, I'm Frodo.
GANDALF: Here, take this ring and chuck it.
FRODO: Okay!
BLACK RIDERS: Grrrr!
FRODO: *chuck*
CAST: Yay!
Don't forget Spock! (Score:5, Funny)
only one? (Score:4, Funny)
Wow - it must have really sucked.
- Andrew
Hmmm.. (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, that's the ticket!
A LOTR musical? (Score:4, Funny)
First we get the hobbit party (first 2 songs, "let there be friends" and "it's good to be a Hobbit"). Then the big key scene where Frodo gets the ring and has to leave (big ballade, "Why me?"). They leave and get hunted by the nazguls (a little ballet filler there), pick up Aragorn somehow (not a lot of time, just a brief song "Once a king's son").
Legolas and Gimli come into the fold at the king's court (no time for a long why the king is sick or whatnot, just a quick meeting and the big key ballade "Fellowship of the ring", whole ensemble including the nazguls dancing).
Then a quick battle at helm's deep, where Legolas and Gimli sing a duet instead of fighting and finally Frodo singing a duet with Gollum akin to the one between Jean Valjean and Javert in Les Miserables, "My precious".
Oh yeah, I can already see me watch this...
My Precious (Score:4, Funny)
Stop trying to dredge this up, dammit! (Score:3, Funny)
My first thought was... (Score:5, Funny)
My first thought was "I'd never pay to see that!"
Then I re-read the line:
40-ton, computer controlled stage with 17 elevators and the cast of 55
My second thought was, "Hmmm. I wonder if they use MSWindows, on a wireless network?" It might be worth going to see after all.
-- MarkusQ
It is a fantastic production. (Score:3, Funny)
However, it should be noted, this performance simply cannot be enjoyed without partaking first in some of that famous pipeweed. [jedi-hobbit.net]
Re:Don't miss the next theatrical masterpiece... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Yeah well... (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, wait. You mean "old school" stealth. Ah. Never mind.
(Moderators: this is the laugh-it's-funny part of this exchange.)
KArma Whore (Score:4, Funny)
Re:High tech stage? (Score:5, Funny)
Debbie Does Dallas The Musical! (Not a joke)
All the plot, no nudity or sex!!!
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Re:My first thought was... (Score:4, Funny)
A mysterious person haunts a theater, wreaking havoc on a musical production, causing mysterious equipment malfunctions that threaten to derail the performance. Thus was the storyline for "The Phantom of the Internet Explorer" born...
(An earlier draft based around exploits in a 3rd-party browser called Opera was tossed out because marketing didn't think the show's title was catchy enough.)
Happened long ago (Score:3, Funny)
You saw the short version too eh? (Score:3, Funny)
Despire the link URL, trust me, this is not a link to porn.