NVIDIA Launches New SLI Physics Technology 299
Thomas Hines writes "NVIDIA just launched a new SLI Physics technology. It offloads the physics processing from the CPU to the graphics card. According to the benchmark, it improves the frame rate by more than 10x. Certainly worth investing in SLI if it works."
"Physics" (Score:5, Funny)
10x faster? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hardware is not the only preformance answer (Score:2, Funny)
Re:You know what... (Score:5, Funny)
"And lastly, for reasons unknown, the AICS decided that half of the advisory board would consist of Communists and half of Libertarians. Since Communists believe that practically no one is a Communist including each other; and Libertarians believe that just about everything is indicative of Communism including most extant forms of Capitalism, the board reached an impasse in about half a second. "
Microsoft to the rescue (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The PURE EVIL contained in modern graphics card (Score:2, Funny)
It's worse than that - even if you dispense with a graphics card, your OS still has to directly access some of your hardware at some point. This creates the opportunity for all kinds of strange interactions and unforseen security holes.
Ever at the forefront of proactive security, the OpenBSD team have announced their solution to this problem. OpenBSD 4.0 will be the first OS to not run on any hardware at all. It will exist only as a mass of finely crafted and provably secure pseudo code. Although critics have pointed out that the finished product may lack something in the functionality stakes, supporters have pointed out that the OS has been moving in this direction for a while.
Project leader Theo offered the following comment, "Retards! You weren't supposed to install it anyway! Have you read the chapter on partitioning in the install guide? Do you really think we wrote it like that because we wanted people to try and install it? Jesus, you make me sick."
Re:Nice (Score:3, Funny)
It's because we're getting closer to Advanced Technology #1.
Like in Civilization, the way olden times rush by quickly, but once you start getting closer and closer to modern times, it starts taking longer and longer and then it's 5:30 in the morning and you can only sleep a half hour before school?
Yeah, that's what technology's doing to all of us. ;-)
Re:I don't understand? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The PURE EVIL contained in modern graphics card (Score:1, Funny)
can you summarize?