George Lucas Predicts Death of Big Budget Movies 561
H_Fisher writes "Before the red carpet had cooled at last night's Academy Awards, George Lucas told the New York Daily News that big-budget movies will soon be history. From the article: "'The market forces that exist today make it unrealistic to spend $200 million on a movie,' said Lucas, a near-billionaire from his feverishly franchised outer-space epics. 'Those movies can't make their money back anymore. Look at what happened with King Kong.'" Lucas' prediction: "In the future, almost everything that gets shown in theaters will be indie movies ... I predict that by 2025 the average movie will cost only $15 million.""
I predict... (Score:3, Funny)
Translation of George Lucas' Statement: (Score:5, Funny)
I have a prediction.... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:As much as we like to criticize him (Score:1, Funny)
Dramas and science fiction are not necessarily "better."
My favorite genre is action, if someone's not saying "I AM the law" or blowing something up periodically, I want my money/time/bandwidth back.
I wont even stay in the room/theater to watch dramas. In order to get me to watch titanic, my girlfriend had to splice in scenes from the Rambo series every 3 minutes.
Remember that part where Leonardo DiCaprio explodes and his guts fly everywhere? That was rad.
Re:Star Wars rules... but Lucas is a moron (Score:5, Funny)
As opposed to being a remake of something that hasn't been made before?
What?? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:$15 Million (Score:3, Funny)
Indy? (Score:1, Funny)
Shit Lucas is planning on releasing innumerable CG redos of Indiana Jones too! Next thing you know that dude with the twirling swords will throw a knife at Indy before Indy shoots him.
When Howard the Duck Flies Out of My Ass (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Translation of George Lucas' Statement: (Score:4, Funny)
Re:George Lucas is wrong (Score:3, Funny)
I HAVEN'T OWNED A TELEVISION SINCE 1967 AND ONLY WATCH MOVIES ABOUT LEFT-HANDED ALEUT LESBIAN PIPEWELDERS! FUCK HOLLYWOOD!
Re:George Lucas is wrong (Score:5, Funny)
I'm hoping for invisibility and x-ray vision.
George (Score:3, Funny)
Re:George Lucas is wrong (Score:5, Funny)
Lucas: Well, I think what we need to do here is blah blah blah excrement blah
Lucas' Aide: That's a great idea, sir
Lucas' Aide, internal monologue: JAR JAR FUCKING BINKS!
Lucas: Yes, I know. Furthur, blah blah Howard Duck blah blah
Lucas' Aide: Great, I'll take this to the ILM team
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ILM Team: Yes?
Lucas' Aide: Here's the latest from George: blah blah Howard Duck blah
ILM Team: JAR JAR FUCKING BINKS!
Lucas' Aide:
ILM Team: Er, nothing.
See also: Howard Dean
Re: Well, yeah.. (Score:5, Funny)
But he's a recognized expert on the topic of killing movies.
Re:George Lucas is wrong (Score:3, Funny)
Re:George Lucas is wrong (Score:4, Funny)
Sounds like porn flicks, except you have too many actors and they're color because color doesn't cost extra anymore.
Re:Star Wars rules... but Lucas is a moron (Score:3, Funny)
Re:George Lucas is wrong (Score:4, Funny)
What's more troubling is that 4 out of 3 people don't understand statistics.
Re:Mod parent up (Score:3, Funny)
you have an interesting storyline there.. care to make a movie? I would finance.
-MPAA
Re:George Lucas is wrong (Score:5, Funny)
See? There it is! Right there! That's the point where I stopped caring what you think; Reductio ad Jar Jar.
Obligatory South park reference (Score:2, Funny)
As Eric Cartman would say, nothing but hippie movies about gay cowboys eating pudding.